1. adv. indicating extreme urgency to respond to an immediate need that the speaker has most often been recently made aware of, although it may also refer to a need that, while the speaker has had a prolonged cognizance of, the relief of which would require the briefest of intervention by another party or minimal rectification by an object (i.e. a urinal). A portmanteau of ' yesterday' and 'now' with the component , 'yesterday,' referencing its colloquial usage as an adverb to indicate urgency to resolve a prolonged process; and 'now' to transmute the adverbial to impart a more immediate, impulsive need.
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Get the yesternow mug.A yeester is when a friend repeatedly punches you in the anus as hard as they can vigorously, similar to sheester in which one repeatedly slaps a males balls with the metal end of a fly swat.
Jordan: "last night I was in the bathroom and Malachi kicked down the door and yeestered my until my butthole turned purple and green."
Mason: " well he sheestered me in my sleep so hard that he scared the crabs back up into my stomach hair."
Mason: " well he sheestered me in my sleep so hard that he scared the crabs back up into my stomach hair."
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Noun: Pertaining to the clothes/outfit you woke up in from the day before, smelling like the night before, and usually, at someone else's home. It could be the sidewalk, frankly. Whatever the reason. Perhaps you find yourself on Mars. Even a full Space X suit that you can wear for fuckn days will eventually simply be, Yesterdaysies. Poetry.
Events leading to Yesterdaysies are indicative of, commonly, some or other unplanned drunken adventure, mental challenges, or hopefully a safe sexual encounter. Or whatever the fresh universal hell happens on Mars. These events usually occur during the immediately preceding hours. As long as you* Beyonce voice* "I woke up like this!... And shall remain that way, should I choose to be, bathed or otherwise" ... Then you may use this term. You can use it almost immediately with yourself and then also those around you, wherever you awakened, presuming you are not alone. Most commonly, it is with people you feel comfortable enough to be unshowered around and in, what could possibly be, someone else's attire.
It can be used as an exclamation, accusation, suspicion, it can be proclaimed. Named. Even shamed. But never maimed. Because violence is not OK.
Events leading to Yesterdaysies are indicative of, commonly, some or other unplanned drunken adventure, mental challenges, or hopefully a safe sexual encounter. Or whatever the fresh universal hell happens on Mars. These events usually occur during the immediately preceding hours. As long as you* Beyonce voice* "I woke up like this!... And shall remain that way, should I choose to be, bathed or otherwise" ... Then you may use this term. You can use it almost immediately with yourself and then also those around you, wherever you awakened, presuming you are not alone. Most commonly, it is with people you feel comfortable enough to be unshowered around and in, what could possibly be, someone else's attire.
It can be used as an exclamation, accusation, suspicion, it can be proclaimed. Named. Even shamed. But never maimed. Because violence is not OK.
Bradley: Hey man. Don't go out in your Yesterdaysies, I have clothes to fit you.
Meanan: Nah, it's ok man. I like my Yesterdaysies. I managed to not chunder or fall into a bush like Fat Chris or Garry.
So my clothes are clean and publicly palatable, Byron.
Garry walks in like a cowboy who woke up in the sun after a saloon brawl : You ladies done talking? I'm sweating bullets in my Yesterdaysies. Can we get breakfast already?
Keenz: Calm down Garth. You're getting Hangry again.
Gertrude: I will end you, Karen! Now, I have a tim henman for some bacon and eggs so we should go.
Meanan: Nah, it's ok man. I like my Yesterdaysies. I managed to not chunder or fall into a bush like Fat Chris or Garry.
So my clothes are clean and publicly palatable, Byron.
Garry walks in like a cowboy who woke up in the sun after a saloon brawl : You ladies done talking? I'm sweating bullets in my Yesterdaysies. Can we get breakfast already?
Keenz: Calm down Garth. You're getting Hangry again.
Gertrude: I will end you, Karen! Now, I have a tim henman for some bacon and eggs so we should go.
by KeenyKeenz December 14, 2018
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Thanks for filling my glass of wine for the 10th time. That reminds me about a delicious Malbec that I had yester...uh Friday...YesterFriday.
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Get the Drop Yesterday’s Lunch mug.When one bitches about a certain topic, another my reply with this phrase to indicate that they already had a distaste for the subject matter. The joke can be extended to "I have already eaten it."
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