The "wanking age" is usually about 14/15 and is commonly experienced by boys who just need to get out more. Although I wouldn't advise it as I believe masterbation is illegal in public places.
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Masturbation - stimulation through simulation ;)
I was up all night wanking over Holly Valance
When I was wanking I was thinking of Jennifer Lopez eating out Britney Spears
When I was wanking I was thinking of Jennifer Lopez eating out Britney Spears
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Get the wucking fanker mug.a mythical (though some have sworn to see it) creature that is very similar to a leprechaun. They are very short and usually have grey or white hair and have a constant wink with one of their eyes. They are well-known to silently creep and when confronted they give off a "oozhey goozhey goo" sound (usually in an Irish accent). They have a mean disposition and have been known to steal, meddle, and occasionally kill human beings. The creature often carries a pipe and has yellow and black rotting teeth. There were numerous reported sightings of the creature at St. Olaf College (Northfield, MN) in the late 1990s and early 2000s and other places since.
The one-eyed winking midget visited me in my dreams last night again. This time he was creeping around the room and was suddenly on my chest pounding me and biting out chunks of my body.
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