read and write

What gangbangers can't do.

ya'll niggas need to kook up kokane wif bking soda and sell it.
Learn how to read and write worthless niggers

by Adrian December 28, 2005

Dick writing

Using one's cum as ink and one's dick as a pen.

"My boyfriend was dick writing on my boobs the other day, he came so much I thought he was writing the Declaration of Independence on them. All I could make out was his John Hancock."

by musefan1986 July 11, 2016

writing a check

When you realize after a poop you haven't wiped enough and you go back to finish wiping.

AWW CRAP! MY NEW UNDERWEAR! I gotta go write a check, brb.

by Carlow Motowski July 26, 2005

write off

To be dumped. Taken from the Real World: Austin.

Boy: I am writing you off.
Girl: Your writing me off.
Boy: To some degree, yes.

by Long Johnson July 29, 2005

Writing Stick

An idiot's name for a pencil.

Andrew, can I borrow your writing stick?

by bbh4697 October 1, 2008

writing turn-on

writing styles, tropes, sentence structure, etc. that you especially enjoy seeing while reading any literary material

Friend: So what do you look for in fic?
Me: Well, one of my writing turn-ons is good characterization. I love that in a good fic.

by KitkatVantas April 19, 2014

Alt-write

The politically correct way of calling someone a "grammar nazi".

Please don't refer to me as a grammar nazi anymore. I'd prefer to be call alt-write.

by bar terminology December 8, 2016