wrinkle sucker

Someone who gives oral sex to a man aged over 60.
Person 1: God, your husband is so old!

Person 2: Yeah I know, I'm such a wrinkle sucker!
by El Pesuado June 06, 2010
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wrinkle-picker

A person that is attracted to much older people, similar to the way a chubby chaser goes for "larger" people
"Harry is a wrinkle-picker, he likes to date old men"
by LondonJon January 16, 2009
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pussy wrinkle

A person who is not good enough to be called a pussy; they are only good enough to be compared to one of the folds of skin next to it.
Dino is being a real pussy wrinkle.
by CROD April 27, 2005
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penis wrinkle

Term to describe someone who is acting like a idiot.
"Bill, you Penis Wrinkle!" or
"Hey! Penis Wrinkle come here"
by Pitbull23 February 21, 2003
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penis wrinkle

someone who is being a ass, a dick, or a overall rude person
david was being a penis wrinkle to jordan, after she got back with him
by berryj2220 August 08, 2019
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keep a wrinkle in it

keep it soft... keep it limp... dont get hard and be pokin around anywhere you dont need to be.
yo mike! keep a wrinkle in it this weekend good buddy!!
by wtfitsme September 29, 2006
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Penis Wrinkle

A deragatory name. Someone who is old and looks wrinkly like an old penis.
That old fart is a penis wrinkle.
Dammit Steve, don't be a penis wrinkle.
by ~TwiggY~ October 22, 2005
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