wounded beaver

A woman on her period

Her wounded beaver destroyed the bed sheets

by William Shitspeare May 8, 2014

Wounded

When u feel fucked, when u feel hungover, when u feel pretty much anything this word is very versatile

I feel wounded, that guy is wounded (personality- as in a rogue fella), that night was wounded

by Deej September 24, 2020

sackless wounder

A male that has no back bone. Dose not stand up for himself. Acts like a bitch.

What a sackless wounder that guy was. Bet he has to sit when he pees.

by LOOK AT THAT MELON November 22, 2011

wounded soldier

A wounded soldier is a coworker that can not complete any task without requiring the help of another coworker. Not to be confused with a new guy these people are simply chronically lazy, needy and indecisive people with small brains.

A wounded soldier takes one or two other people out of the fight in order to help them

Kurt is the definition of a wounded soldier, when the boss gives him a job to do he always needs my help and takes me away from my own damn work.

by funkmattsterflex March 28, 2020

wounded bird syndrome

Wounded Bird Syndrome, or WBS, is when a guy gets hurt either physically or emotionally and uses his wound to attract other girls. This is an effective, if underhanded, way of getting dates.

Bob broke his arm, so Tom took him as his wingman to play the Wounded Bird Syndrome card.

by TheDisturbedOne January 1, 2009

wounded pigeon

Substitute hooker for a girlfriend that has been giving you shit.

Say your girlfriend calls out the wrong name during sex. She deserves the wounded pigeon.

by [SoB] Sly Fox April 14, 2006

woonce

To shake vigorously; also the noise of a car accelerating

Lets woonce this Mofo sumthin fierce

by hebosaurus October 16, 2008