Wordle

A game where two men take turns riding the clock in the bathroom. Each person takes a turn playing hangman with their own turd. The loser has the eat the turd.

Rob beat Dave at wordle again. That’s why Dave’s breath stinks.

by Logman815 March 14, 2022

Wordle Slut

When you share your Wordle stats with 2+ more people or group texts.

Me: So when I sent out my wordle score to Mike we had the same…
Brian: Wait wait, you’re telling me you share your wordle with others?
Me: yeah I send to you guys, ragamuffins and Ben

Brian: You’re a wordle slut!

by Malbowlory March 18, 2022

wordleing

v. Wasting time on a pseudo-intelligent pursuit.

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You still playing that Candy Crush! Not me. Look at how my brain case be growing. That is all wordleing bro!

by gnostic3 March 21, 2022

Wordle

The game that made my parents disown me for being dumb as fuck

Person 1: Have you done the wordle today? :D
Person 2: Yeah, that game got my parents to realize what a dumb fuck I am!

by QueerEmi March 27, 2022

Wordlet

Someone who plays wordle every day but can't get anything lower than a 4 banger.

wordlet Today @ 2:55 PM
Wordle 282 X/6*
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im gonna kill myself

anti-pushin 🅿🅰🅶🅶🆈 ❌🧢FR lol Today at 2:57 PM replying to wordlet
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nickkkkk at 3:32 PM replying to wordlet
wordlet moment

by JustCallMeBB April 5, 2022

Worbler

A greasy pig who eats in excess of their recommended caloric intake.

Congratulations Isaac you greedy pig on your engagement to the worbler, love finley and Gammy,

by Oggy junior February 16, 2022

Wordleversary

The commemoration of your Wordle streak as with weddings.

Me: Yay, I’ve a Wordle streak of 25,
Friend: congratulations on your silver wordleversary

by Moroccan Bob February 17, 2022