wostard

a person whose incompetency is unfathomable

you play waste of space instead of scarlet skies? wostard.

by scibust August 23, 2022

woft

the act of waving the smell of a fart toward another person as to share your "gift" with others

I totally wofted my fart at you. Enjoy!

by JPJamal June 26, 2009

Woofta

Odd and inexplicable 70s British insult applicable to homosexuals. Derivitive (presumeably) of poofta.

"Parading around like a pack of bleeding wooftas" - Velvet Goldmine

by Kia September 16, 2003

Wootability Factor

Scale used to rate a person, place, or thing.

Usually using a higher score than the set limit.

I give you a Wootability Factor of 10..... out of 5.

by T. Lee Williamson June 22, 2008

Wootang

a cock/dick/penis sucker.

That girl is a wootang.

by MountRoyal September 23, 2009

ROTFLOLASHTINCBISAGO WOTTARUTDIAIOA

Rolling on the floor laughin out loud and so hard that i nearly choke but i see a glass of water on the table and reach up to drink it and im ok again

Hey, i like Justin Bieber!
ROTFLOLASHTINCBISAGO WOTTARUTDIAIOA!

by sonogram64 October 18, 2010

Wofty

A term reffering to an unidentified object definition, or action to enhance a bit of immature humor. Most of these examples may likely end up sexual, or at least infer that.

A: That is quite the wofty you have hanging there.
B: Oh, quit woftying about my mother!
C: Look at those wofty hills, all perky at the snow-capped top!

by Wofty(Minecraft) July 27, 2010