wofe

ex-wife

friend 1: she used to be my wife but she's my wofe now

friend 2: your what

friend 1: my wofe. if you get married to a woman and then get a divorce she's your wife

by tumami535 April 15, 2021

wofl

Wofl is the correct spelling of Waffle. Some people that don't understand proper english, spell the word "Waffle", but these people just don't understand. It is often used accompanied by Rofl.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see the tits on that chick at the Wofl House?
Guy 2: No, were they as big as Rofl Wofls?
Guy 1: Rofl Wofl!

by RoflWofl45345 October 10, 2008

WOFT

Warrant Officer Flight Training, a US Army program to produce mostly Rotary Wing Aviators holding ranks between Warrant Officer 1 and Chief Warrant Officer 5. It is conducted at Ft. Rucker, Alabama.

James is going into WOFT at to become a US Army helicopter pilot.

by Apache Longbow Chief August 20, 2010

woft

the act of waving the smell of a fart toward another person as to share your "gift" with others

I totally wofted my fart at you. Enjoy!

by JPJamal June 26, 2009

wofl

Wriggling on the floor laughing

<dav> why did i just kickmyself?
<steve> hahaha WOFL!

by Ace April 10, 2005

wofo

/ˈwəʊfəʊ/
noun (pl) wofos :

(short for) Waste of Functioning Organs

An individual who's existence sees no future. One who does not contribute to the advanced of human knowledge, or is simply useless. Someone who is truly useless.

Ex 1 : Rick: "My son is a wofo. I'm so ashamed. He sits around at home all day; he's a dropout, a druggie, a convict, and worst of all he smells!"

Ex 2 : Group of kids: "He look over there! Those other kids are torturing a cat! What wofos! Lets get 'em!"

by ArnoldHelfter October 27, 2014

ROFFLE WOFFLE

the laughing of a waffle., OR a giant laughing waffle that eats people.

Dude 1: ROFFLE WOFFLE BEHIND YOU!
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: OMG ITS OPENING ITS MOUTH TO EAT YOU
Dude 2: That's baloney sandwich ILL EAT YOU FOR CHOW!
ROFFLE WOFFLE: U DAI /\/oW /\/00B
Dude 1: Laughs while Dude 2 gets eaten.
"ROFFLE WOFFLE EATS Dude 1"
Dude 1: DUDE!

by PLB666 April 30, 2009