Tumblr Witches

An elite group of witches, some part of the pagan community and some not, who use their tumblr blogs to denounce fictitious information and call pagans/witches out on their BS.

They often fight against various kinds of oppression (be it racism, heterosexism, shaming, etc...) present in the pagan/witchy community.
In addition to that, they are fountains of knowledge in their craft and many admire and learn from them.

witch 1: Did you see that blogger who posted saying how Satanists weren't pagan?

witch 2: Yeah! I loved how the Tumblr Witches corrected them with their awesome sass!

witch 1: I know! I can't believe it's still being debated!

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witch 1: I had this problem with this abusive spirit. It was really scary!

witch 2: Oh no! What did you do about it?

witch 3: Well I've never really worked with spirits so I asked the Tumblr Witches for advice, and they helped out. I'm so grateful for them!

by happyheretic February 12, 2013

Cold as a witches titty

Extremely cold. Witches traditionally hold their Sabbaths outside at night naked. It can get really cold especially in Europe. Hence, cold as a witches titty.

I ain't standin out there! It's cold as a witches titty!

by Philip D. Snuts July 31, 2019

The Witches Kiss

During intercourse, a well endowed circumcised male will bend over and push his erect penis out towards his ass. Then a woman with a larger sized nose will proceed to stick her nose up his ass while performing felatio.

He was surprised when his Hungarian receptionist gave him the witches kiss.

by Barry Bod December 29, 2020

b'witches

Women who read the blog Hoodoo and the Single Girl and practice the art of conjure.

Those b'witches always get what they want!

by Meaux Creole February 9, 2012

The Witches Broom

While having intercourse with your significant, apply a condom onto a broomstick handle and insert it into their anus. While in a missionary position, pogo the broom handle as if you were a witch riding a broom

The other night my wife and I wanted to try double penetration and I gave her the witches broom.

by DaddyCraftCook November 29, 2020

The witches cauldron

The witches cauldron is when you get a massive fucking cauldron and mix all drugs known to man in there then proceeded to get high off of the fumes

Guy 1 : "Dude I was at this wicked house party last night I got soooo fucked"
Guy 2: "Oh shit what did you take"
Guy 1: "Bro we smoked the witches cauldron"
Guy 2: "Fuckkkkkkk"

by Midgets piss me off January 6, 2022

Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

by Flaming sausage August 13, 2021