Egg Whiting

Egg Whiting is when you take the yolk of the egg, place it in a pan, and make your own whites by releasing your sperm into it. You then cook it to desired amount (seasonings optional) and you then serve it to your biological mother with no warning.(telling her after is also optional)

You: Here mom i made you eggs

Your Mother: Thank you sweetie but these taste off
You: Oh that's because it's made with my semen.
Your Mother:..............what?
You: You were the first victim of Egg Whiting MOM!

by ball of niggs October 25, 2023

Driving to the Wailing Wall

Being a passenger in a car with a driver unaccustomed to driving a car equipped with manual transmission, staying in first gear way too long, resulting in a jerky, head-bobbing motion, i.e. like the pilgrims at the Wailing Wall.

Every time I get into the car with Scott's sister, we end up driving to the wailing wall for the first three or four traffic stops.

by Marquee6 January 3, 2009

whining

The act of complaining and bitching, frequently consists in a high-pitched and earsplitting sound. Whining is a total kill-joy.
No one wants to have a whiner at a party.

Colin: Why am I so fat? Wahhhh. Why can't I stop complaining! Wahhh

Me: Quit your whining and bitching, Colin.

by MandersIzdabombdizzle November 28, 2011

wiling

Hardcore, maximally extreme

That was wiling, bro!

by Willmyster February 25, 2008

dirty whining

To be extremely close to someone's butt whether on purpose or accident.

*Man stands up in front of Kevin with butt in face*

Everyone: "Oh snap! Kevin is dirty whining!"

by T. Jxck November 26, 2015

Flat Whiting

Just thinking about yourself and not giving two shits about the other people.

Norman is totally flat whiting me, he invited me round for tea and the cunt is in the pub

by Sausage Cleaver March 14, 2019

whaling

Whereas sharking involves picking on one group of people to try and get with, whaling just involves opening ones mouth and letting anyone (or anything) go in.

#1: Mate, he gave up sharking ages ago he just opened his mouth and let that fat chick come on in.
#2: That's what whaling is for!

by the.personator June 12, 2010