wheels

A nickname given to a person who through generally oafish, apish and neanderthal-like behaviour appears almost to be mentally retarded. As would be expected a social ineptitude accompanies this. A wonderfully agile mind may well be hiding beneath the surface but the outward appearance and demeanour means the recipient would not seem out of place pushing themselves along in a wheelchair, wearing a safety helmet and screeching at the top of their voice: "WHEEEELS!"

After meeting such a person: "Is wheels autistic?"
Or after going out for dinner: "Why does wheels eat like a caged beast?"
On a night out: "Look at wheels dance, it's the funniest thing I've ever seen!"

by Pedrothebadger September 5, 2008

wheel

melanie anderson

josh is her wheel.

by landocommando November 26, 2010

the wheel

The women that cylce through your head when you masturbate.

Man, that chick is hot. She's going on my wheel.

by Me December 19, 2004

wheel

To have an intense sex session for as long as physically possible.

"Maxwell used to wheel that broad so hard her head went through the wall."

by Chan March 28, 2005

Wheeling

Basically your not dateing but you act like it it's dateing without a title

Dude I'm wheeling Sarah and Emma

Isint that cheating

Nah I'm just wheeling them so it dosent count

by Emipandaloves May 27, 2016

wheeling

when two people like each other but the guys doesn't have big even nuts to get up and ask a bitch out

Sadie and Josh are wheeling now!!

by daniiea July 23, 2016

Wheel

n. The best possible hand in a game of Omaha Hi/Lo, consisting of A-2-3-4-5.

Background: Omaha Hi/Lo is essentially a split-pot variation of Texas holdem (the rules of play differ slightly, but are of no consquence to this definition). Both the player with the highest hand and the player with the lowest hand share the pot. A low hand must have no pairs, but straights do not count against the low. Therefore, the Wheel will often win both the high and low pots.

Jones thought he had me beat on that hand until I threw down the Wheel and took all his money.

by EmperorKO August 27, 2004