A system or processes which requires more paperwork and processing than ever necessary and makes actions or legislation take longer than necessary to be complete
by The Sefbicer September 21, 2021
When your half asleep spitting fire in the DM and your Dream Texting turns into sexting. This new level of typed sexual genius is know as Wet Dream Texting. When this starts you better bust out the boots, there’s gunna be puddles.
by Drip Drip Drop February 17, 2020
When you leave Shit, piss, blood, pubes and semen in the tank of an unsuspecting friends toilet like an upper decker. Designed to be the greatest collection of forensic DNA that it would blow the zipper off Horatio’s trousers
Bro 1: Dude Grandma is gonna flip when she finds out what I did to her bathroom.
Bro 2: you left her a Horatio’s Wet Dream didn’t you.
Bro 3: with extra salsa.
Bro 2: you left her a Horatio’s Wet Dream didn’t you.
Bro 3: with extra salsa.
by woodstock69 April 05, 2024
When you have sex with a person that has herpes and the blisters are popping, which gives you a pop rock sensation.
by Thekinkmaster January 27, 2022
by allenim May 20, 2022
When a grown man or women dreams about sex. Usually ending in climax, resulting in a wet and weird surprise when they wake up.
Bud: I had a wet dream last night.
Mike: what?
Bud: I had a dream that I met a swamp monster at the lake. Next they I know, I’m awake having to clean my sheets.
Mike: what?
Bud: I had a dream that I met a swamp monster at the lake. Next they I know, I’m awake having to clean my sheets.
by Wtf42069 May 25, 2023
by Thelasthayoullsee July 21, 2023