People Watching

The art of secretly watching someone for personal amusement, often times when bored.

I go people watching at school.

by emily2000 February 23, 2015

Welshing

a.k.a. Welching

Not paying out on a debt. Comes from the habit of English bookmakers travelling to Wales to avoid payment on debts incurred in England.

He was welshing on that bet

by flitter2009 December 27, 2011

Whale watching

The act of laying down naked and trying to give yourself an erection without touching it. As you go from flaccid to hard your penis will flop back and forth over the edge of your gut. Like a whale breaching water.

I spent all afternoon whale watching and procrasturbatin

by NakedTyler January 7, 2013

Watching The Cleveland Show

Watching "The Cleveland Show" is the act of one returning to his/her bedroom and masturbating. The patron will usually deny their actions and resort to telling the question master that they were simply, "watching The Cleveland Show".

*Ken knocks on Guy's door*

Ken: "What are you doing in there, man?"
Guy: "Oh, shit I was just uhh ... watching The Cleveland Show ..."

by Cleveland Guy Brown October 15, 2013

watching paint dry

In basketball, the slowness of a defender near the basket, getting beat by a fast-moving player who scores. The paint is the center lane from the foul line to the basket.

Number 27 was watching paint dry on that drive to the hoop.

by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015

Welting and Belting

Sexual Intercourse, phrase specific to Portadown, N Ireland.

Did you get any welting and belting last night?

by Pat M25 October 4, 2010

Watching Eastenders

This is at excuse given when your having cuddles with a girl and you dont want anyone else to know what your doing!

Even sausage and red sauce sandwiches can be added to compliment the cuddles :-)

Im going offline lads...im "watching eastenders"

by Rawbone1 October 14, 2010