by buhtsecks November 24, 2013
Get the douche wellington mug.Someone who's balls deep in a pyramid scheme and thinks they can cure any ailment with essential oils or pink drinks.
As a Wellness Advocate I can assure you that this $70 bottle of oil of oergano will cure your child of any disease and won't give them autism like vaccines.
by OnyxandCake May 6, 2018
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Plankton: I command you to make me a Krabby Patty! Spongebob Robot: Why don't you ask me later. Plankton: What? WHAT!?!?!? Spongebob Robot: Get welded!
by Nibbatilus March 20, 2019
Get the Get Welded! mug.David Wells is the biggest dirt bag in the MLB. He is a fat, ugly peice of shit that drinks beer in the dugouts inbetween innings, but continues to pitch. He once through a perfect game while hung over.
" I drank alot of beer, and had a great year" - David Wells
Hickman - What did David Wells do during the off season?
Keith- He spent the last three months in the back of someones truck
Hickman- Chyea
Hickman - What did David Wells do during the off season?
Keith- He spent the last three months in the back of someones truck
Hickman- Chyea
by chyeachyea May 19, 2008
Get the David Wells mug.An "entitlement" uses the coercive power of government to deprive one of the fruits of his labor and give it to the feckless members living around us in our society.
Welfare is one such "entitlement". It is a godless attempt to force charity. Unfortunately for those bent to this defective ideology, socialism, charity cannot be coerced. One can be forced to give, however, but instead of love as the impetus one does so begrudgingly creating the temptation to hate the agent of coercion (government) and the temptation to hate the recipient (welfare vampire). Additionally the recipient is tempted to hate the resource (working citizen) as the agent (government) claims the resource (working citizen) is greedily withholding money that could extricate the recipient (welfare vampire) from the current parasitic state of life
Only the welfare vampire can extricate himself from slavery to social cancer (socialism) by working to provide for himself. The welfare vampire, like any other vampire, drifts further into the darkness by gorging himself on the humanity he denies is good.
Socialism, a social cancer, promotes destruction of humanity. Creating welfare vampires is but one means to that end.
If you believe you are entitled to enslave others for your own benefit you might be a welfare vampire.
Only the welfare vampire can extricate himself from slavery to social cancer (socialism) by working to provide for himself. The welfare vampire, like any other vampire, drifts further into the darkness by gorging himself on the humanity he denies is good.
Socialism, a social cancer, promotes destruction of humanity. Creating welfare vampires is but one means to that end.
If you believe you are entitled to enslave others for your own benefit you might be a welfare vampire.
by taxed into prosperity October 5, 2011
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When a heroin addict/junkie is dope sick (is going through withdrawals) because he's out of heroin, hasn't done it in a while or forgot to save a wake up for the morning—then Pedro comes by with a bag of smack and the junkie smokes, snorts or shoots his dope—a few minutes later the dope sickness wears off and the junkie was able to get well.
"Damn, I'm dope sick—Pedro better get here soon cause I need to get well, like NOW."
Nickie was fixing a bag of smack for me so I could get well.
I was dope sick so Shawna came over with a bag of dope and got me well.
Nickie was fixing a bag of smack for me so I could get well.
I was dope sick so Shawna came over with a bag of dope and got me well.
by Ex-Junkie September 20, 2012
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