Beef Weeps

When a man begins to cry or weep after consuming an excessive amount of meat most commonly steak.

Kent: Hey Joe why are you openly weeping in this fine restauant, Didn't you enjoy your 1.5 kg Fillet Mignon Tenderloin?

Joe: Oh kent, these are not tears of sorrow, I have eaten so much I have a case of the beef weeps. But don't worry about me it will pass in an hour or so.

by spoondude April 10, 2011

Weepy Pleaser

Crying into your hand while masturbating.

(Enter name) was upset that his girlfriend broke up with him that he gave himself a weepy pleaser.

by DKDZ September 7, 2010

Weeping off

The combined act of masturbating and crying.

Ian: Hey man, you'll never guess what I just found in the public bathroom.

Alex: What?

Ian: Some kid was weeping off in the stall!

Alex: Fucking nast! Must have been a low-point in his life...

by Jack Kevlar September 17, 2011

weepy

sleepy and depressed

I was weepy so I went to sleep.

by R Stevens May 16, 2003

weeping like a mofo

When you have had the Craic so much the night before your nose erupts like Mt. Vesuvius the next day!

BP: Hey AV how's the craic
AV: Weindish I'm still weeping like a mofo all over my keyboard!

by Hickman Bacon April 15, 2008

weepii

weepii is a cute expression when a person is happy for something.

e.g. I got accepted into Harvard, WEEPII!

by omalfi April 28, 2009

weeping job

when a girl gives a guy a blow job and loves dick so much that she actually cries of joy

my girl friend gave me a weeping job cause she says my dick tastes like an arnold palmer

by grandmasterahole June 1, 2010