Spiders webbed

A spider man like fling of seamen from one's hand onto the face of another.

Beeds, i just spiders webbed this sloot.

by Beeds January 12, 2008

Jack Webb

A factual telling of a situation or story.

(For the benefit of you young folks, Jack Webb was the main character on the old DRAGNET television series. His most spoken line was, "The FACTS, m'am. Just the FACTS.")

When Cookie limped into Doctor Bob's office with a cast on her foot, he said, "what happened to your foot?" Cookie replied, 'It was sort of cold yesterday so I wore my black wool coat and a little green hat that matched the stripe on the coat to take out Mitzi for her morning pee-pee, she wasn't feeling too well because she got her rabies shot yesterday, and...."

Doctor Bob interrupted her, "I want the {Jack Webb}!"

Cookie replied, "Oh, I fell down the stairs ..."

by Mensa Cookie December 20, 2010

John Webb

A low life piece of shit who putts around in his shitbox of a Jeep that he thinks is nice. You’ll know it’s him when you see his fat gut hanging out and his osama bin laden looking beard. Although his facebook says he is a fearless leader, just know he is a cowardly scumbag

“Who’s that fat fuck in that Jeep over there?” “I’m not sure, does he look like he’s on the way to commit an act of terrorism?” “yes” “oh that’s just John Webb’s Dumbass”

by What’s His Name January 21, 2021

Vivian Webb School

A subsection of a private and small boarding school in Claremont, California such as The Webb Schools (see definition) but where, unlike The Webb Schools of California, students are perpetually reminded that being a separate school justifies gender inequalities in dorms, dress code enforcement, grading, etc.

teacher: why is half the class late again?!!
male student #1: The Vivian Webb School had an assembly again.
teacher: Why do those dress code meetings always take so long?
male student #2: I don't know. We never have them.
male student #1: They always cancel ours along with chapel.

by 3umble3ee July 2, 2018

spud webb

had the most hopz ever in my opinion..let me know when ure 5'7 and doing a 360' dunk

man spud webb hopz were crazy..he had his nuts on your head!

by headache December 18, 2003

webbos

Noun: Web-bos: This spelling of the spanish word huevos (eggs). In spanish slang huevos mean balls. In 1997 Jorge Estevez coined the word Webbos when he created the website www.mywebbos.com. The word was phonetically written for the noon spanish speakers and graphicly created so that the two b's in webbos could represent the 2 balls and playing off the word web. In 2008 Jorge Estevez recreated the website and new logo that displays the W as the scrotum sac for the word webbos. Webbos means Balls, Guts, Machismo!

Are you Looking at My Webbos? I saw you ex-girlfriend on My Webbos! You never know who you will find on My Webbos! "All I have in this world is my Word and My Webbos, and I don't break them for anyone!"

by Jorge Estevez April 10, 2008

webon

Webon or weon or also pronounced "won". It is a slang from used by peruvians, chileans and some other people from south america.. derivated from the work "Egg" or "Eggs" (balls). is mostly used for everything just like the F word.

male: weon-webon-weas-webas
female: weona-webona-weas-webas

Oye webon que haces? ( Hey dude whats up)
dejate de webadas... (quit fucking around.
"Eres un webon" You are a fucker.
"Que es esa wea?" What the fuck is that?
"Oye webon, que hiciste ayer" Yo bro, what did you do yesterday.
"Te gusta webear" You like to mess around
"Esas son webadas" Those are some shits
(thanks jaykrank)
"vamos a webear" Lets chill...

by jsksijs March 20, 2009