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sneezy webster

You know when you are fucking a cow in the nostril and you block it's other nostril with your hand so it can't breath and has to open it's mouth and licks your balls with its tongue, that's a sneezy webster
Having sex with a cows nose is the crux of a sneezy webster
by Papa Burgundy December 1, 2007
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website

What your on right now...
Urbandictionary.com is a website...
by doitphaggot February 5, 2008
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webstered

Being 'well defined' physically (muscular, ripped).
That guy is completely webstered.
by Ryan Westover September 8, 2007
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webister

noun: one who registers at a web site.
verb: the act of registering at a web site: "to webister"
As she had almost no social life, the young woman found solace when she was able to webister at a variety of web sites. Unfortunately, the webister was somewhat delusional; to the website administrator, she was just another user name.
by jhamster January 9, 2009
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Webster Method

A method for getting rid of crabs. First, you must shave everything from your neck down to your knees except for one testicle. Wait for roughly 24 hours before starting the next phase. After completing that you will get a bucket of ice water, a strip of cellophane, lighter fluid, and a lighter. Wrap you penis in the cellophane and then apply the lighter fluid to the unshaven testicle. Straddle yourself over the bucket of water (have it decently close to your testicle) and ignite your testicle. After no more than 5 seconds you will squat down until your testicle is fully submerged and the fire is out. At this point remove the cellophane from your penis and check for any burns.

Excellent work, you are now crab free.
Guy 1: Hey man, I think this bitch gave me crabs the other night. You know any tricks to get rid of them?

Guy 2: Yes man, its simple. Just use the Webster Method.
by EvilEye93 August 19, 2020
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Webster

A standard unit of lateness on a Chinook flying sortie. 1 Webster equals landing 15 mins late.
George’s sortie overran again by 2 Webster’s
by 28 Sqn July 1, 2023
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Refreshing Website

Any website that viewers will constantly refresh, hoping that new content has been posted.
I spent hours today on my facebook page. It is such a refreshing website.
by MisterRyan August 3, 2009
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