weapons of mass destruction

A pair of massive boobs

Person (Pointing at boobs): Wow, look at those weapons of mass distruction!

by asdfghjkl; April 16, 2004

weapons of mass destruction

fictitious reasons to send people to fight for oil.

George Bush sending troops to Iraq

by Private Joker August 31, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

A weapons system only allowed for US,Russia,France, UK, China and Israel. Other countries with ambitions of owning such systems will be Bush-wacked at billions and billions dollars of cost to the unemployed American taxpayer.

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

Weapons tight

An order that tells soldiers to only fire at confirmed enemies

The sergeant ordered his men Weapons tight so the riflemen shot at enemies once they confirmed them to be hostile

by CommanderChase July 8, 2019

Weapons of Weight Destruction

George Bush's countermeasure to weapons of mass destruction. Never told to the United States public.

Trying to use the metric system, eh? Then we shall build bigger weapons using standard units!

by The Overmind July 6, 2004

Weapons of Islamic Destruction

George Bush's countermeasures for weapons of mass destruction. Never released to the public.
See also: Weapons of Weight Destruction

Trying to destroy Catholic worship, eh? We need to build bigger bombs to destroy the other religion!

by The Overmind July 6, 2004

weapons of mass destruction

Modern equivalent of the Holy Grail: they may never be found, but they sure provide impetus for Christian westerners to crusade into the Middle East and kill brown people.

"Monty Python and the Weapons of Mass Destruction"

by Colin January 18, 2004