washing machine monsters

People who munch on your laundry and it can't be found anywhere.

"Oh! Look! There's the washing machine monsters eating my laundry again! Better go catch them before we lost it all!"

by Kittykatmeow4life December 12, 2015

emilo 1 tap washing machine

the person only 1 taps people in games

person 1: omg i just did a emilo 1 tap washing machine

person 2: nice

by mariusballs13 November 22, 2021

Devil’s Washing Machine

The sex move of shoving an arm coated in atomic hot sauce up your partner’s anus and turning your arm 90 degrees back and forth at a rapid pace.

“Bro, this girl last night asked for a Devil’s Washing machine, I was so excited!”

by milesmorales August 22, 2025

High Efficiency Washing Machine

A washing machine that uses very little water as possible to wash your clothes. They take longer to wash than a traditional washer, have cheaply made electronic control boards, often lasts less than 10 years, and still can't clean as well as older washers. On the top load machines, the tub brake and suspension systems found on many older machines is replaced with self balancing sensors, which if they fail for some reason to correct an out of balance situation, will cause the machine to shake itself apart violently (literately exploding). They often have poor ventilation, allowing odor causing bacteria to grow inside when not in use, even when the door or lid is left open.

High efficiency washing machines are a complete joke compared to older washers!

by kagome122885 September 19, 2020

Nigerian Washing Machine

This is when, upon request, a woman asks you to take a hot poker...this can be in a situation when sitting by a nice fire or in a furnace room, it really doesn’t matter, and jamb it in her ass for at least 30 seconds and usually to climax.

Yo Phil! Can you believe this teenager asked me for a Nigerian Washing Machine?! I had no idea what it was but we were naked and she had just sucked me off. I kinda felt bad when she told me what it was, but she wanted it so...

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 27, 2018

Mexican Washing Machine

You go on a strict spicy Mexican food diet for a week and diarrhoea into a washing machine. You then put a person into the washing machine and put it on a 2 hour hot cycle without washing liquid.

Bro I can’t believe your nan survived the Mexican Washing Machine last night. Then again she smoked a gram of shard beforehand so I’m not overly surprised.

by Xpenix99 July 23, 2020

Cleaning the Washing Machine

When you lick off the cum dripping down a penis after a blowjob.

Mike: Dude my was GF Cleaning the Washing Machine last night!
Tim: Nice, it must have been awesome.

by NotABanana August 13, 2015