wandering mongoose

The wandering mongoose is not too different from a teabag or giving a mushroom stamp. There are two ways in which to perform the wandering mongoose, both of which can only be performed by men (im not sexist...you just need to have a dick for it.) Method 1 starts when you find or notice that a friend/roomate who has fallen asleep. You, simply enough, take out your dick and carefully balance above the victim-to-be. Drop down so your knees are on their arms, rendering them defenseless, and slap them silly with your dick. Proceed until they cry.

Method 2 can only occur when you're recieving a blow job, and you have to play it off very cool...casually grab some hair with one of your hands, then proceed just as in method 1. You probably don't want to pull this one if you ever want to receive a blow job from this girl again.

Guy 1-Hey, why was my sister so pissed at you last night?

Guy 2-Ah...yea dude, i showed her the wandering mongoose, and apparently she doesn't find it as funny as i do.

Guy 1-I swear if you don't shut the hell up, my wandering mongoose will attack you mercilessly in your sleep.

by jimbobkyle April 4, 2008

wendell krinn highschool

a school full of fags and emos with motor oil lip stick and dog collars, also a lot of nerds at this school and retards, girls would easily get dress coded and be forced to wear a neon green shirt bigger than them, it’s literally the definition of fag, hence the nickname “gaytech”

wendell krinn highschool- school of fags, emos, and nerds that were forced to come here by they’re parents

by nigman999 September 8, 2021

wandalism

Vandalism done on a Wiki project, such as Wikipedia, Wiktionary etc.

That person has been doing a lot of wandalism lately.

by DNHG April 18, 2006

Wendel

A beautiful man with a beautiful heart and soul. This man is someone who puts others before himself and has endless love to give. A Wendel may have his own demons on the inside but he hides them well to help people tackle their own problems. He always puts others first and is highly intelligent. Wendel also has a soulmate, always a Lauren. Together they help the world and defeat negativity. They spread smiles and love

He is always there for me, what a Wendel

by Miss.SpaceGhost April 20, 2020

Wandelloth

A Wandelloth is a cross-bred cold-climate species of Wandella created with genetic engineering between a Woolly Mammoth and a Wandella Equipped with wands for fingers and covered with a very thick covering of hair.
Hence, a large, tusk equipped, thickly covered hairy man who stands around, who works at the airport.

"Dad, it's freezing outside. All those rampers are working so hard to turn that plane. Wait! what is that hairy sack of meat standing around watching everyone else work"?

"Son, Its a Wandelloth".

by alboz July 20, 2009

Wondel

A person so wonderful that when you try to describe it, your words get all tangled up and you just have to stop to take a breath.

See that girl over there? She's wondel...

by fallinouttadabox June 14, 2009

Wandering Monster

One who will not be found on the main road. This person is a gamer that values friendship but is also willing to participate in frequent insults pertaining to another Monsters mother. A Monster must be witty and ready to strike at the first sign of weakness. Insults are subject to review by other Monsters and will be judged accordingly. Insults that don’t live up to expectations will be dismissed while those that do will invite future attacks. Attacks which include the words Munging or Cosby Sweeter will most likely earn more respect from a Wandering Monster.

No Example for a Wandering Monster

by Woñs March 16, 2012