Walnut Whip

When you want to masturbate but for some reason you are unable to so you just have a little play or "whip".

Your girlfriend may be next door or you may need to leave the house in the next 5 minutes.

Alright mate, have you had a wank today?

No, but I've had a couple of walnut whips.

by tomtomabdiwali September 21, 2014

Walnut Creek Gangster

Dumb motherfuckers that live in Walnut Creek and think they're gangster.. this act consists of wearing baggy colored clothes and having many pairs of them. But who the fuck are they trying to kid? I cant recall a single gang with pink or babyblue colors.

WCG: Hey man move!
You: shut the fuck up kid, ur mom buys ur fucking clothes.
WCG: Nuhuh, i fucking bubbled off the hussle and im funding these threads myself.
You: shut the fuck up kid, ur mom buys ur fucking clothes.

by yanar October 26, 2004

walnutsack

(noun) condition of scrotum after swimming in cold water, walnut bag, also at point of maximum sexual excitement, also before decisive moment (battle, competition, exams, then adrenalin-induced)

after his swim down the river, Paul's walnutsack gave his trunks the spiked look.

by Alarick September 12, 2006

walnut crunch

The act of covering a giant brown turd in cum

OH DUDE!!! u just made a walnut crunch on the couch! NASTY!

by jasowat January 29, 2007

WALNUT DAY

A day when the ball sack is shriveled up, resembling a walnut shell

I woke the other morning and thought to myself, shit its going to be a 'walnut day', as my bollocks were shriveled up like a walnut shell.......... having a wrist twist(wank) makes it worse.....

by PJ DJ August 19, 2009

Walnut creek

A wealthy suburb east of oakland with a wierd scene. Uppity San Ramon and Lafayette shoppers flock to it by day, and Concord ghettos flock to it by night. WC tries so hard to be cool, but fails because it lacks true sophistication or class. If Berkeley is Chez Panisse, WC is the Cheesecake Factory of cities.

Walnut Creek is the dad-joke of the Bay Area.

by Eastbaychav August 15, 2021

hairy walnut

1 - what your scro looks like when it gets ice-cold.
2 - a drink (named for the above) made by combining a quarter bottle of Disarrano Amaretto, and equal amount of grape kool-aid, and a shot of sour mix. gives heinous hangovers, but tastes like a grape sweet tart

After diving in the freezing river, I ended up with a hairy walnut.

by ron ap rhys July 8, 2003