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wagon wheel 

To form a circle and sing Wagon Wheel by Old Crow Medicine Show while passing a bottle of booze around until its contents are consumed.
There's a half bottle left and no top. Hey, should we just wagon wheel this?
wagon wheel by Portlandiaisreal September 1, 2013

wagon wheel 

absolutly amazing chocolate biscuit that comes in a array of diffrent flavours E.g jam ,chocolate, plain
"mother did you buy any wagon wheels at the super market today" "aaaaaaahhhhhhh son stop talking about that filth in my house! get to your room now."
wagon wheel by nathan davis-broome December 26, 2005

Wagon Wheel 

Another sexual act.

This one relies on a lot of upper body strength from him and good balance from her.

He lies flat (on bed or floor) and supports her as she takes his member in her mouth and then does a handstand.

Using the man for support, she is spun around 360 degrees...

Difficulty rating 8
Pleasure Rating: 9
Guy 1: So how was that girl you pulled?
Guy 2: Man, she did a wagon wheel on me...
Guy 1: Lucky bastard!
Wagon Wheel by 5exua1Devi8 February 9, 2009

Wagon across the Walrus 

1-An idiom used to describe someone tarrying along for a long time.

2-Gordon Freeman's expedition through Combine-Earth, who just sorta ran for days and days, thinking he'd be safe in one place just to land in another. Also, one of his lost adventures involves him throwing a wagon at a zawlrus (zombie walrus).
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*Guy 2 shuffles through a toolbox for no apparent reason*

Guy 1: Hey, man, STOP WAGON ACROSS THE WALRUS! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY DAYS IT TAKES TO WAG ACROSS A WALRUS? NINETY!

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"Good god, Freeman. You've been wagon across the walrus since like, 1902. And it's only like, 2552 now." -Wallace Breen

wagon wheel nips 

Nipples so big they resemble wagon wheels
-Have you seen the size of her nipples?
Yeah she's got wagon wheel nips.
wagon wheel nips by lacwfxx February 1, 2015

wagon wheel 

to spin one's genitilia in a "wagon wheel" motion in order to entice onlookers.
This chick came back to my place last nite and so i gave her a wagon wheel. It worked strate up, i got lucky that nite, yo.
wagon wheel by samstorm December 5, 2004