walrus

When having sex with a girl, you cum in her mouth, then procede to punch her in the stomach while the load is in her mouth - causing the semen to come out her nose while she groans. creating two tusks and a sound like a walrus

She was in great pain after he gave her a walrus, and he never went down on him again.

by Jeff & Brandon December 31, 2002

Walrus

To put two dildos in one's mouth and penetrate someone's anus.

I just did the walrus on Timmy last night.

by DMJohnson December 31, 2014

Walrus

the magical act of sucking two penises at a time, giving the image of a walruses tusks

hahaha i bet Janson will go home and walrus with his ugly ass dogs

Trey, go and walrus

Anthony triple walrused in a gay porn video

by The wild docker (GARRETT) December 14, 2010

walrus

to mix an alcoholic drink with juice; one cup of alcohol with a straw, and another cup of juice with a straw. Drink from both straws at the same time, and you'll look like a walrus, hence the name of the drank.

Rick: "Dude, would you like to walrus?"
Joe: "Wait, you mean like have oral sex or something?"
Rick: "NO, man, the DRINK!"
Joe: "Oh, like the one with the straws?"
Rick: "Damn, Ana's walrusing the hell out of those cups right now!
Joe: "Move the fuck over Ana, I wanna walrus!"

by Eye Vanna Humpalot May 29, 2010

Walrus

You just got on the bus after a dangle sesh on the lacrosse field. The score was 17-1, you won of course. You copped two in the net and are sweating like Dillon Francis after popping mollies. You drop your shorts and remove your compressions, cause its just to tight down there. Your sitting in your boxers, airing the stink, and without even knowing it, your pulling a nasty walrus. Both of your semen machines are hanging out of your cradle on either side. from a distance, it looks like you have two walrus tusks dangling from your lady pleaser. Although rather homosexual when schemed with the boys, the women love it in the bedroom.

P.S. Very effective gino celebration if you want to get kicked off the team.

Sir Lavender stunted 70 walrus's today, 1 as a cele after putting one top left from half field, and then 69 in Laquisha's room.

by waffle sauce January 13, 2013

walrus

On november 9th, 1969, Paul McCartney of The Beatles supposedly died in a car crash, resulting in a long train of supposed clues in songs and on album covers after that. Examples of such clues would be what the Beatles are wearing on the cover of Abbey Road, Paul wearing a Walrus suit on the cover of Magical Mystery Tour, and the song I Am the Walrus. The term Walrus at the time meant someone who was dead, so this implied that Paul was indeed dead. Then on the White Album on the song Glass Onion (a coffin with a glass top) John Lennon sings "Well here's another clue for you all: The Walrus was Paul", meaning that Paul was supposedly dead. Of course, he's still alive and well. This was all just a hoax.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the Walrus, koo koo ka'choo!

by Drew Ward September 5, 2005

Walrus

walrus is a term to express how you feel about another, the case is normally in a bad way. It is also an animal known as the Odobenus.

Somebody: Walrus
Other Person: how dare you

by TheWaffle_Sir September 1, 2021