2 definitions by Holygiant

1-An idiom used to describe someone tarrying along for a long time.

2-Gordon Freeman's expedition through Combine-Earth, who just sorta ran for days and days, thinking he'd be safe in one place just to land in another. Also, one of his lost adventures involves him throwing a wagon at a zawlrus (zombie walrus).
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*Guy 2 shuffles through a toolbox for no apparent reason*

Guy 1: Hey, man, STOP WAGON ACROSS THE WALRUS! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY DAYS IT TAKES TO WAG ACROSS A WALRUS? NINETY!

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"Good god, Freeman. You've been wagon across the walrus since like, 1902. And it's only like, 2552 now." -Wallace Breen
by Holygiant December 6, 2009
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An annoying razorback pig who likes to inhale gas on a daily basis.
"Damn those gasoline hogs! They're drinkin' up all the oil in Texas. Hehe. Oil. In Texas." -George W. Bush
by Holygiant March 31, 2009
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