waffle

to change sides on an issue. One day you support something, the next day you oppose it.

John Kerry actually voted for $87 billion in reconstruction funds before he voted against it. One of many cases of Kerry waffles.

by 1_WTC_Lock September 24, 2004

Waffles

A word that can be used as a response to any question.

"What is the capitol of Bulgaria?"
"Waffles!"

by Saint Lukeh January 27, 2006

waffles

a bastardization of roofles, which is a bastardization of rofl, which means rolling on floor laughing

yar har har, keke. the waffles taste good with those keekleberries.

or

Not knowing what a zerg rush is made me waffles

by jesus December 08, 2003

waffle

When you moon someone thru a chain link fense.

Dude, let's go over to the overpass and waffle the fuckin' nine to fiver's.

by shootz January 28, 2005

waffle

Racial slur for a person of Belgian descent.

Fucking waffles taking our jobs...

by bubblebreaker March 23, 2009

Waffling

Holding hands with fingers interlaced.

1. Bob's hands are really big, so waffling with him was a little awkward.

2. Are Jack and Jill a couple? They are always waffling when they walk to class together.

by Yknow February 06, 2012

waffle

try hard (generally referring to school) whose only goal is to seem smart and important in the eyes of their peers and administrators. some common waffle acts include but are not limited to
-asking how somebody did on an assignment just so they can say how well they did
-going ahead in the work and then make a big deal about it like by asking a question like "what if I'm already done"
-racing to finish every in-class assignment first
-answering every question with the intent of proving they know the answer
be honest everyone, we all have some waffle in us. its good to embrace this waffleness that we got, but don't let it consume our personalities

Ryan: "Yo Adam, How'd you do on the physics test?"
Adam: "Shut up Ryan you waffley ass bitch"
Ryan: *shame upon his elders*

by Ryan is my Bitch September 27, 2020