What's wrong jailing detainees
The Secretary of Homeland Security gave the president a nicely engraved diamond WWJD bracelet as a subtle way or reminding him of the current situation on the border, and how the private prisons were able to charge more per day than he does for a 750 dollar suite at his Washington DC hotel.
by mlhiss June 26, 2019
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Who wants jelly donuts?
Who would Jesus do?
We will just drink.
What would Jesus drink?
Why waste Jack Daniels?
What a weird John Deer.
World wide Jewish domination.
What would James Bond do?
Who wants jelly donuts?
Who would Jesus do?
We will just drink.
What would Jesus drink?
Why waste Jack Daniels?
What a weird John Deer.
World wide Jewish domination.
What would James Bond do?
"Hey don't throw that away, come on, WWJD?"
"Who would Jesus do?"
"Naaaa"
"Who wants jelly donuts?"
"No"
"Why waste Jack Daniels?"
"No"
"We will just drink."
"No"
"What a weird John Deer."
"FUCK IT!!!!"
"Oh I got it, WORLD WIDE JEWISH DOMINATION."
WWJD
"Who would Jesus do?"
"Naaaa"
"Who wants jelly donuts?"
"No"
"Why waste Jack Daniels?"
"No"
"We will just drink."
"No"
"What a weird John Deer."
"FUCK IT!!!!"
"Oh I got it, WORLD WIDE JEWISH DOMINATION."
WWJD
by Angelwillis November 11, 2010
Get the WWJD mug.What Would Motley Crue Do?
Used mostly when at party or a bar to get someone to take the next shot or chug another beer. Sometimes used to get a person to do something they might not do on a regular basis.
A lifestyle based on the lifestyle that the band Motley Crue use to live. Started by Mandy
Used mostly when at party or a bar to get someone to take the next shot or chug another beer. Sometimes used to get a person to do something they might not do on a regular basis.
A lifestyle based on the lifestyle that the band Motley Crue use to live. Started by Mandy
Mandy: Come on you know you want another shot.
Me: I donno I think I might of had enough.
Mandy: Come on WWMCD?
Me: Ok "takes shot"
Me: I donno I think I might of had enough.
Mandy: Come on WWMCD?
Me: Ok "takes shot"
by IxE January 8, 2009
Get the WWMCD? mug.What Would James Kirk Do? When stuck in a life-threatening, impossible situation with no realistic plausible means of escape, only a plan thought up by James "Jim" Kirk would work.
Person 1: OK, were stuck in an underground cavern on a distant planet with no access to the surface.
Person 2: We need a plan. WWJKD?
Person 2: We need a plan. WWJKD?
by jerseytom August 4, 2008
Get the wwjkd mug.wwjd? read the Bible! ^_^
by lunar shadows November 16, 2004
Get the wwjd mug.Catholic: I dont like you!
Me: wwjd
Catholic: Respect my opinion and make love to me?
Me: WRONG! *sends catholic off to gulag*
Me: wwjd
Catholic: Respect my opinion and make love to me?
Me: WRONG! *sends catholic off to gulag*
by The Communist March 20, 2005
Get the wwjd mug.I don't want to be Jesus, nor have I ever wanted to. For I shall walk my own path and not somebody else's, no matter how perfect it is.
WWJD is a phrase made by Christians who want to become God. God disapproves of that, which is why the question never shows up in the Bible.
by IcyHaku December 2, 2004
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