read and write

What gangbangers can't do.

ya'll niggas need to kook up kokane wif bking soda and sell it.
Learn how to read and write worthless niggers

by Adrian December 28, 2005

Dick writing

Using one's cum as ink and one's dick as a pen.

"My boyfriend was dick writing on my boobs the other day, he came so much I thought he was writing the Declaration of Independence on them. All I could make out was his John Hancock."

by musefan1986 July 11, 2016

writing a check

When you realize after a poop you haven't wiped enough and you go back to finish wiping.

AWW CRAP! MY NEW UNDERWEAR! I gotta go write a check, brb.

by Carlow Motowski July 26, 2005

write off

To be dumped. Taken from the Real World: Austin.

Boy: I am writing you off.
Girl: Your writing me off.
Boy: To some degree, yes.

by Long Johnson July 29, 2005

Writing Stick

An idiot's name for a pencil.

Andrew, can I borrow your writing stick?

by bbh4697 October 1, 2008

Write Blocker

A device used in digital forensics that is used to block writes whilst creating an image of a storage medium.

Jason: Can anyone give me the definition of a write blocker?
Student: Something that blocks writes
Jason: * longs for the days before he had to deal with such bullshit * No, anyone else?

by Not_TJ October 19, 2019

Write bars

When you’re a pioneer of lyrics (lyrical miracle) thus being far too qualified to spit the bars you write the bars for the rappers to spit

Everyone knows that AJ doesnt spIt bars, he only tends to write bars

by Pricey February 7, 2018