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woodard

(n), one who has Swiss block cheese titties. May be transparent in nature, showing many veins. Particularly nasty to look at or be flashed. CAUTION - nauseating nipples.
Gosh, Ashley has such woodard titties.
by Andrew Bresnock January 14, 2008
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woodard

a family of imbrednecks who drive geo storms.
The Woodard's just ate my pet rat.
Look at them there Woodard's, they done mulitplied again.
by matthius July 30, 2008
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Wogan's Mole

An obvious genital bulge visible through clothing, especially where moleskin and a British TV and radio personality are concerned.
Cross your legs mate, I can see your Wogan (Wogan's Mole) from here!
by Steven Moss January 5, 2009
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Woodard

Someone that gets obnoxiously drunk and then proceeds to do all kinds of stupid shit. Including but not limited to pretending to throw up on people. Using whiskey as hair gel. Falling into pregnant women. Trying to suck on your girlfriend's toes.

Stay away from Woodards. They are dangerous and should not spread their seed on this planet any further.
Did you see Woodard? He is acting like a tard tonight.

If we go out tonight don't let me get wasted and pull a woodard.

That guy has only had like two drinks and he is already acting like woodard.

Woodard likes to make girls squirt... well fat ones at least.
by doctordray January 13, 2010
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wogan

To have a particularly visible hard-on at a particularly inappropriate time. Named after the broadcaster Terry Wogan, who was seen to be packing a bulging erection whilst presenting 'Points of View' on british national television.
'Bloody hell, I can't believe he's got a wogan at his mother's funeral!'
by Joe Law November 4, 2007
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Woobadoobs

Woobadoobs is a Noun.

They are the things on an animal's face that hold the whiskers in place.
1.That cat has long woobadoobs.
2.Wow, look at the moles woobadoobs.
by AgentTer May 3, 2006
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woobachuck

woo-bah-chuck
(noun)

A female's genitalia containing razor-like teeth.

Slang: Mrs. Timms
Her woobachuck bit my penis off!
by Bryan Leney March 12, 2008
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