Allegheny whitefish

A used condom floating in a river

Look at the Allegheny whitefish! or I was fishing south of Pittsburgh and snagged an Allegheny whitefish on my hook. Needless to say, the fish were turned off.

by Rex Mundi 3 October 9, 2008

whiteshake

1. A handshake done by white people, thus making it very boring.

2. A milkshake comprised of unknown white substances.

3. An indian tribe (pronounced wit-eh-shock-ee) that practices cannabalism, paganism, and badminton.

4. A brand of vibrators.

1. The whiteshake was really lame.

2. The whiteshake smelled foul.

3. The whiteshake ate my Jewish cousin because he couldn't play badminton.

4. The whiteshake fits nicely in one's punane.

by Cryptic June 7, 2005

Whitewater kayaking

The most exhilirating sport in the world where basically a kayaker puts his/herself inside a small boat made out of plastic than continues to hurl themselves down rapids. It is highly enjoyable. Its way better than flatwater.

Laura: Lets go whitewater kayaking.
Torie: I have a passion for movie water.
Rob: Fucking right.

by little.elph January 30, 2006

whitewall

A tire with a white stripe around it, found on Cadillacs and other cars driven by spade cats.

Leroy done bought him a set o whitewall tires.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Whitewashed Vodka

When the man ejaculates into a bottle of vodka and swirls it around, and then the woman/other man drinks it. Bonus points if you mix it into a cocktail.

I made Caroline some whitewashed vodka last night, it was hot af bro!

by skiddleywhiffers October 2, 2016

shitewash

Insult for the inanimate, which it not even good enough to be equated with a whole shit - rather, the bday-era bumdregs washed from soiled cracks.

A: "What did you think of my book?"
B: "It was utter shitewash."

by ~swan July 1, 2005

Coney Island Whitefish

A used condom that floats in water such as near a pier, or floating by you in the ocean.

"That nasty Coney Island Whitefish almost touched me".

by bklynml May 24, 2008