by Michamus October 06, 2016
Ah shit I have Oklahoma Velcro
by Poop Inspector October 17, 2018
When two men refrain from shaving for 3-5 days (depending on the hairy manliness of each person) and give each other butterfly kisses with their stubble.
by PlayOnPlaya March 29, 2018
Little nuggets of shit that cling to one’s ass hairs making a post-shit wipe job a seemingly endless effort.
by Dick Onchin December 02, 2021
A term of endearment used to describe a wifey with the tendency to ensure that constant contact with their significant other is maintained at all times, preferably in the physical sense, including but not limited to hand holding, back scratching, massaging, and other varying levels of public displays of affection, as a means of demonstrating not only affection, but also as a way of communicating to others that this is their person. Said touch and affection can be reciprocated by the significant other, but is not a necessity; however, the wifey is viewed in a positive sense through said term.
by Theoriginalvelcrowife March 31, 2016
When your pubes stick to your underwear and when you pull down your pants it pulls your pubes and can make the rip sound
Skeeter: hot damn shit
Jb: what happened
Skeeter : had a damn case of velcro underwear
Jb:ouch that sucks
Jb: what happened
Skeeter : had a damn case of velcro underwear
Jb:ouch that sucks
by Lynyrd4skynyrd October 22, 2019
A baby that is attached to their mother at all times, as if by Velcro. Often results in insanity for the mother. The only treatment is wine and bedtime.
by Wordsmeanmore June 27, 2014