the independent variable

An alias for the Comedic rapper, Lil Dicky known for songs like Too High, $ave Dat Money and Lemme Freak

"Yo, Dylan, whos your favorite rapper?"
"Im all about the independent variable"
"what? who you mean?"
"Ya know, Lil Dicky. That dude's hilarious"

by McBurger66 August 2, 2016

variousanus

The skill of being able to bend over, touch your own toes and still smile while someone is sticking it to you.

Most employees are variousanus yet they continue to take it.

by Peter October 6, 2005

fuquay varina

A sexual act consisting of two males and one female engaging in heterosexual sexual activity. Most often mistaken for a menage a trois, which is two women and one man. Most commonly conducted in areas near military installations due to a low female population.

Buck: Bro I need to get laid.

Jethro: Hey I know this one chick in Fayetteville that'll let us pull a fuquay varina.

Buck: I'm there but we have to stay on opposite ends.

by Barry McCahkener December 27, 2008

Garden Variety Hot Topic Goth

Mall-wandering Goth who shops at Hot Topic. Idolizes Amy Lee. Puts on black makeup and clothes, listens to Evanescence and Good Charlotte. Writes horrible Poetry.

"Hark! What doth cometh out of Hot Topic? The Pants with tons of Metal! The Good Charlotte Shirt! The GAWTHIK TEARDROPS! IT BE THE GARDEN VARIETY HOT TOPIC GOTH!"

by [schism] July 26, 2004

varillo

The same weed or grass in Latin countries.

Socio, compre algo de varillo para hoy.

by simonsierra October 5, 2007

various sundry meats

a combination of typical meats such as beef, pork, and chicken. often found atop a pizza or chinese rice plate.

Dave: "I'll have the rice plate with various sundry meats. low oil. and a side of potstickers"

Jerry: "sounds good"

by Margin Monkey #1 April 15, 2009

Variable Speed Syndrome

When a driver can not keep their vehicle at a constant speed, or someone who does not use cruise control causing other drivers to get irritated. Also known as VSS

This idiot on the highway has variable speed syndrome (VSS) and it is making me angry.

by Buckrutter89 November 28, 2011