Valentin

a tall, handsome, consumer of food who never gains weight, no matter how much he eats.

wow that guy just ate 3 pizzas, how's he so thin? oh right, he's a valentin.

by urbanman123 September 8, 2011

Dirty Valentine

A nickname for a any player or a guy with a huge dick

Oh! Man. That guy is such a dirty Valentine?!

by Anna Wintorr June 11, 2020

valentuna

a nickname commonly used for a female freak who accepts her wierdness and spells 'valentina' wrong.

You're such a valentuna!

by happygringa:0 May 18, 2011

german valentine

when on valentine's day a love is given what seems like a box of chocolates but instead of chocolate it is filled with frozen turds.

"I gave Sandy a German valentine"

"Did it have nuts?"

by lazzar February 14, 2009

St Valentine's Day Massacre

a) an infamous massacre committed by Al Capone on St Valentine's Day 1929
b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day

Do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre, definition b) , on your significant other.

by Sexydimma March 3, 2015

valentines day

the worst day of the year i mean like we really need another day of the year to make us feel bad cause were single thank you effin hallmark

person 1:ohhhh im so happy its valentines day

person 2:why this is the worst day of the year

person 1:someone doesnt have a boyfriend!

by join the teenage army March 12, 2008

Valentine's Day Legs

1. When women take extra care and time to make sure their legs are silky smooth. Usually done for special events/days such as valentines day. Usually done when they are expected to be felt in an intimate fashion by another person.

BJ: I knew I was in last night, she had Valentine's Day Legs.
Lew: Whoa, sweet. What happened?
BJ: I don't need to go into details, but lets just say 'touchdown'
Lew: High fives all around then!

Heather: How was your date with BJ last night?
Lissa: I had Valentine's day legs, what do you think happened?
Heather: On the first date! High fives all around then!

by swtlew February 14, 2006