Blue Vained Havana Smoker

A female / male that enjoys the odd smoke from the fine blue havana beach
or
a cock sucker

mmm... that blue vained havana is really tickling the back of my throat... i must be a blue vained havana smoker

by chutney.ferrett.owner October 11, 2010

Vaginer Winer

the opposite of a cockblock. This is when a homie of yours is downplaying you to the girl your trying to lay, cause he's trying to lay too...

Homie: Yo, Kent told that chick you were talking to that you get mad at small shit

You: Whatever cuz, that cat's a Vaginer Winer...

by El Peels September 29, 2008

Varner

A Varner is an old woman who wastes too much time putting of spray tan and looks like a peach when she is done.

Have you seen the spray tan on Mrs. Varner lately?

by sospedecial January 23, 2018

vasneris

A females private parts down south.

Yo that chic had a nasty vasneris! Did you get any vasneris this weekend dude?

by Krazie Willa November 13, 2007

vaginernation

The state a girl gets to when she hasn't been laid in a long time, and stops looking for sex, as her libido has diminished significantly.

I haven't had sex in six months, but the way he keeps touching me is waking me up from vaginernation!

by Grizzly Duvet November 15, 2009

vainesssisity

The act of being incredibly vain to the point of humor

Her vainesssisity has spread beyond staring at herself in the mirror and has reached astronomical heights in proportion to the size of her head.

by blaaarfengaar May 20, 2010

vaginer diner

Performing oral sex on a female

Ex. Hey Jesse how was her vaginer diner ?

by Jake steel December 11, 2013