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as per my understanding

this is a way of saying "I'm dumb" as you try not to sound dumb.

commonly used after making a large blunder - it can be used as a cover story for the error by adding ambiguity to the instructions.
Barber: yes ma'am, I shaved your head - As per my understanding, you wanted a "cool" haircut... that will be 20 bucks.
by jonzim December 17, 2008
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understandwich

When two people have fought over involvement with a third party, they settle their dispute by having sexual relations with that person at the same time.
After Chad and Shane found out they were both dating Casey, they made up for it by making her the meat in their understandwich.
by Andherson November 3, 2013
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understandingable

understandingable is a very nice way of saying understood when you are confunsed and impressed
gay man 1: I GOT FRICKED SO HARD LAST NIGHT
gay man 2:YES I FRICKED HIM SO HARD LAST NIGHT
stranger:umm understandingable
by CEO of meat October 30, 2020
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understandeded

I thought I understandeded is when you don't wanna say understood and your a dumb bitch like me
sorry I forgot i thought i understandeded it
by olee0104 June 14, 2021
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Understandable

A response to someone you're lying to when they find out the truth and have proof. Used when you cannot continue the lie and want to stay professional but don't want to directly admit guilt.
Bob: I heard a crash then noticed your car was dented. I didn't see who.
Alice: This is a video of you hitting it with a hammer.
Bob: Understandable.
by BluedJay January 14, 2023
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Suburban Understanding

A general (non-spoken) understanding between two folk in a suburban area of a city or town. Usually pertaining to property of yours, and your neighbors respecting that property in a civil and respectful manner.
Yeah, it's a suburban understanding that my neighbor Steve doesn't steal my grill from my porch at night.

Such a typical suburban understanding that my neighbor Steve mows the gross on an even line between our properties to signify the diving line between our houses.
by bluetidepro January 11, 2013
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I don’t understand this life

I am a Cajun from Louisiana state and I don’t understand this life. It confuses me
I don’t understand this life. Why can’t I just live life as a savage instead
by WorseThanHitler January 21, 2021
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