Update my finsta

A group of 20 something year old idiots who use this phrase to say they are going number 2 .

"Aww man that taco bell went right through me, I gotta go update my finsta!"

by Updatefinsta August 24, 2019

Updated Autopsy Report

When an Autopsy Report has been updated,
This was poked fun at in Ace Attorney,

Please tell me (Defence name) when did you obtain that autopsy report?
Uhhh a day before the tria-
TOO BAD HERES AN UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT
-Miles Edgeworth

by A fucking loli June 10, 2022

VigorouzGAMING (updated)

Touches kids on siege and uses his dying comedic channel on YouTube as an excuse

“Have you heard of VigorouzGAMING (updated)? He’s kinda fat lol”

by Mia Khalif4 December 21, 2019

heatwaves (updated)

Heatwaves is a popular song by glass animals! and its so a “origin” of a ship called dnf, But heatwaves its most likley about a couple who dont address themselves AS a couple :)

person 1: hey have you heard of glass animals new release?
person 2: yeah! its really good!

person 3: did you guys know it also means like Dreamnotfound or something?
person 4: heatwaves is cool but yk what is also cool?
all: PORK SODA!!

i have to say heatwaves (updated) so i can publish this dont read it

by QT_bee0wU December 10, 2021

tori update

Slang for wanting a hung trap to violenetly, and repeatedly, violate your anus.

"Hey bro, you up for a tori update later today?"
"Sorry dude, but I had a scott revert earlier."

by sneedsous March 31, 2022

New Snapchat Update

The shittiest update in the history of mankind. It recks your brain so if you want a brain teaser open your snapchat and try to solve the puzzle. It is absolute crap and it's almost impossible to get back to your old snapchat

Friend: Hey did you see my story yesterday

Me: I couldn't even find my story talkless about viewing yours

Example 2;

''Yes I dont have the new snapchat update''

*exits snapchat*
15 mins later
*goes on snapchat*
*sees snapchat has updated*
*swipes left*
*swipes right*
*takes a selfie*
****dazed and confused ****
*kills himself*

by TheOnlyGardenHose February 13, 2018

iOS 14 Update

The Apple update that causes your back camera and your flashlight to stop working.

Ever since the iOS 14 Update was installed onto my phone, my back camera and flashlight refuse to work.

by Master Of Nations December 31, 2020