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tysonated

The form or art of having a limb/part of your body taken off in an extremely insane and/or violent nature. Coined by Mike Tyson.
"Why are you biting my leg for?" "Consider yourself tysonated."

"He walked into the Cannibal's Annual Meeting and came out extrememly tysonated."

"Mike Tyson once tysonated me in a men's bathroom. He made me tip him."
by Stephen Monroe July 4, 2008
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tyson

oh my god ive never seen such a small tyson
by arab man alex September 16, 2006
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tyson

he will steal ur shit and hock ur life.

"look at that dog cunt he is such a Tyson"
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Tysoning

like planking laying down randomly with your head facing to the left like you just got knocked out by mike tyson.
bro look at that guy hes tysoning.
by Z.Schram October 22, 2011
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TYSON

A cute manwhore, whom has a unibrow occasionally. He is attractive, but can be such a butternut sandwich sometimes!
Example 1: I ran into Tyson today and he looked like a cutie!

Example 2: Tyson is a fucking butternut sandwich! Like ugh!
by anonymous December 8, 2017
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TYSON

a BITCH WHO THINKS HE IS COOLER THAN EVERYONE BUT HE NOT AND HE SHOULD KILL HIMSELF
TYSON IS A BITCH
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Tyson Zone

The point at which a celebrity's behavior becomes so insane, that there is literally nothing they could do that would any longer shock or surprise you, or indeed any human being.

So named after boxer Mike Tyson, who at one time was the heavyweight boxing champion of world, since which time he has 1) married a semi-famous tv-star at the time, 2) alleged to have abused said wife, 3) divorced, 4) chewed off the ear of another boxer during a match, 5) received a facial tattoo, 6) owns and tends to his pigeon coop, located on the rooftop of a New York apartment building.

Among many other exploits. Seriously, wiki the man.

Originally coined by popular sports columnist the Sports Guy, Bill Simmons.
Bro1: Has Charlie Sheen entered the Tyson Zone?

Bro2: I'm not sure. Would you be shocked or surprised if you woke up tomorrow and read that he'd burned his own house down, and opened an alpaca farm in New Jersey?

Bro1: That would indeed not surprise me at all. Confirmed for Tyson Zone.
by JamesBeam March 18, 2011
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