toobin

A term used to describe the act of being caught masturbating on webcam by work colleagues or others that wren't intended to be witnesses of the act.

Bob got caught toobin last week by his boss. He was forced to take a permanent leave of absence afterwards.

by That Guy CC October 20, 2020

Twootsieroll

The most gorgeous and kindest person in the world

Twootsieroll, OurLittleSecret likes you a lot

by Dababy694206969 May 24, 2021

coof toob

A city bus, subway train, or any other mass-transit system, especially one full of coofers.

Since all the restaurants and bars got closed down, the only thing there is to do all day is ride the coof toob around town.

by NPC #2525 April 22, 2020

Zoom Toobin

When you get caught jerking off on a zoom call.

He totally got caught Zoom Toobin while he was on a work meeting.

by Digglers dozen October 19, 2020

twooshbag

a person who continuously posts perfectly sensical, 140-character "tweets" on Twitter; a perfect post such as this is known as a "twoosh" (twoosh). the word borrows heavily from "twoosh" and "douchebag", hence, one who is a douchebag about twooshing.

Dude01
My grandma died last night. The funeral's in 3 days.

Twooshbag
@ Dude01 I'm sorry for your loss. If there's anything I can do, just ask. I know she meant a lot to you and I've been there. There, twoosh.

by takefakecake (a twooshbag) May 11, 2009

Log Twobbling

A derogitory way of saying that someone is doing something that sounds dirty but actually means not doing anything

Nathan- "Hey, have you seen Dom lately? He hasn't come over in like three weeks."
Wade- "I saw his car at home yesterday."
Nathan- "Hmmm.... I guess he's too busy to hang with us."
Wade- "Nah man, he's probably just been log twobbling."\
Nathan- "Gross...."
Wade- "How is doing nothing gross?"

by renegadeangel92 April 6, 2010

Twoop

To engage the method of dance known as twerking while simultaneously defecating.

Miley Cyrus enjoys twerking in public, but has yet to show the world she can really twoop.

by MorgDaddy01 September 18, 2013