twizzler whipped

to be excessively drunk, wasted, trashed, etc.

I got so twizzler whipped last night off of rubbing alcohol

by djtrix79 February 24, 2007

Ass twizzler

When someone cuts in front of you at a buffet!

You got in front of me and got what was supposed to be MY steak you ass twizzler!

by Popcorndaddy March 4, 2021

Twizzler Nigs

Like twizzler nibs but twizzler nigs.

Hey wanna go to the store and get some twizzler Nigs

by Supreme Breezy October 9, 2019

Dick Twizzler

To fire off a low effort joke and receive a better response than it deserves.

Sam: Did you hear Carson's bit on doors? It was a real Dick Twizzler of a joke he's mad we laughed at all

by scivibes August 20, 2025

Cream twizzler

When you nut inside your woman and cross your fingers and proceed to insert them into her vagina

Yo bro i gave my girl a cream twizzler last night

by Machine gun Nyx February 17, 2022

Turkish Tounge Twizzler

When your laying on your back with legs in the air and Sarah sticks her tounge up your ass and licks out the kebab you ate earlier.

Got a lovely Turkish Tounge Twizzler last night off Sarah. She had Doner Kebab all over her lips, nasty bitch

by Doo1doo2doo3 November 2, 2016

Stinky Twizzler

Wrapping your flaccid penis around someone else's erect penis and a third man masturbates and ejaculates on both of the other men's penises.

Kevin "Dude, last night, Diego, Nathan, and I did a stinky twizzler and it was interesting."

Grady "Damn, let me join next time."

by whalefucker01 October 3, 2024