twelvety

1.Any given number.
2.A high number. Several.
3.A random filler word

Larry Frifflepith: How many times have you been to Dagnall?

Eduardo Ganjahaha: TWELVETY!

by KORG August 28, 2003

Twelver

An individual who believes in and spreads the various myths and hoaxes associated with the termination of the Mayan long-count calendar on and around December 21, 2012

John Doe: Hey sis, did you hear that Woody Harrelson's a 'twelver'?

Jane Doe: A what?

John Doe: A 'twelver'. You know, someone who believes the world is going to end on December 21, 2012.

by The Truth: Live August 1, 2011

Twelve

Twelve- How anyone under the age of 25 appears to anyone over the age of 40.

Disparaging to their level of knowledge, lack of wisdom and their appearance.

What are you stupid? Oh..... no, you're only twelve.

by Morte_666 June 13, 2011

Twelvestepper

When a person has an extremely long fart whilst walking, which usually lasts approximately 12 steps.

Murray was walking down the stairs and you could hear him doing a twelvestepper.

by strokeslover December 28, 2010

Twelve-Stepfather

A person who has graduated from the 12 Step AA program, but who still exhibits all the other characteristics of an Alcoholic (but worse). These "Alpa-Male" wannabes generally show signs of massive ego, the mastery of all the World's knowledge, and the need for self-promotion. They generally come across as very gracious, but only help others that they think can return the favor many times over. They should be avoided at all costs.

As time went on, we began to realize that Todd was actually a Twelve-Stepfather to the group.

by Viking Guy May 15, 2007

six to twelve

6 to 12 is a polite way of referring to an erection. Think of the big hand on a clock, and you'll get the picture.

Man when Jenny gave me a hug the other day Steve, I was afraid I was gonna stab her with my six to twelve.

Yesterday was crazy man, i mean when Jane said "let's go to the movies friday night", I totally went from six to twelve.

by NuclearMonkey51 October 17, 2008

twelve year old

A little bitch who squeaks at people and then masturbates on them.

Garrett went to his cousin Evan's house to be a twelve year old.

by Poopyschnoopel January 26, 2014