Big Twelved

When a college football team decides instead of playing in a competitive conference to play in a depleted conference with no Championship game. The result is a cupcake schedule and loss of respect from the entire country.

Wes: Did you hear Texas turned down the invitation to join the Pac-10?

Chaz: So are they adding teams to replace Nebraska and Colorado?

Wes: Nah, they Big Twelved everyone.

Chaz: What a bunch of pussies.

Wes: That's a given.

by 817Chaz June 16, 2010

Five foot twelve

When you're 5"12, you're tall, but not tall enough to be a MAN and take ALL THE Girls. Also it's a unit of measurement coming at around 182 cm. This is the above avarage height for a man in countries like Bosnia Czechoslovakia Denmark ect.

"Hey dude I'm five foot twelve"
"hahaha I'm six foot zero so I'm much higher than you"

by CurbMan January 6, 2019

twelve sided died

The act of being crushed by a twelve sided die, similar to those used in the game "Dungeons and Dragons". It has a brief cameo appearance in Teen Girl Squad #8

I watched this movie about this elf chick, and she got twelve sided died.

by Fei Hong Chan III February 4, 2005

twelve step program

Self-help group using methods and philosophy that originated with Alcoholics Anonymous involving 12 steps to sobriety or whatever

Too bad there's no twelve step program for assholes

by cornholio October 11, 2003

twelve days of christmas

For twelve days, starting on Christmas Day, you masturbate the number of times that correspond to that day. For example, on Dec. 25, you masturbate once, Dec. 26, twice, until twelve days after Christmas, when you must masturbate twelve times in one day. Consider yourself to be a true man and have balls of steel if you complete this task.

I tried to do the twelve days of Christmas, but by Day Eight my dick was black and blue and about ready to fall off.

by reddevilspal December 21, 2008

Miss Twelve O'Clock

Girl who is so thin she looks like the hands of a clock at 12:00. Wears size 00 jeans, A cup bra, prefers thongs because they treat her small, but round bottom just right.

Damn! don't want me no Miss 12 O'Clock tonight! Gotta get me some bookshelf --booty!

by Sky April 27, 2005

Twelve Gauge Party

to create a massive amount of violence and proceed to call it a "party". This word was coined by the boy, CJ Flis.

CJ: "I'm gonna have a party... with a 12 Gauge Shotgun!"

by Adam Comitz October 6, 2004