Tweleting

The act of deleting tweets that when read in the cold light of day (or sober) are far too abusive or wrong to be left on your timeline.

After a drunken night of writing abusive tweets, Kerry realised she had some tweleting to do

"Dude, I can't find that tweet you wrote about your ex?"
"No, I got grief about it so I had to twelete it"

by fabtab July 13, 2012

Tweeking

When a person who calls himself a business manager, steals people’s money, is paranoid from 15,000 dollars of crack in a burnt stem.

James Nicols was tweeking off that 15,000 dollars.

by Jaythereal December 21, 2022

tweating

The act of tweeting (on Twitter) about what you are currently eating.

Tweat: "this hummus is so dank I just have to tweat about it"

"These Internet foodies won't stop tweating."

by John C. Reilly is underrated September 6, 2009

tweeking

Tweeking: A combination of two words, two and week. When you have been on meth (cranking in the old days) and up for two weeks you have a tendency to talk funny and slur your words. After two weeks when you try to tell someone what your problem is all you can say is "I tweek..." After coming down for a day before your next trip you realize that you said tweek and also realize that it is not only a homonym with tweak, which means to bend or force out of shape, but it can also be synonymous. And since you were very bent you think it is funny and go get an eightball, and your again tweeking in no time at all. This is the origin of the word, believe me I was there.

Moral of the Story: Don't do drugs

Pleeezzzze hlp ma, I tweeeeeeek blaaargghhh *thump*
In the next day or two after your regain consciousness you say; "Man I was tweeking."

by cawper January 9, 2009

Tweeking

Tweeking is any change to a product or document that you think will take two hours but ends up taking two weeks. Tw(o)-(w)eeks.

The new website is ready to go, it just needs a little tweeking.

by BigMickSydney April 26, 2009

Tweetfinger

a smelly skin sore that develops on one or more fingers tips after excessive tweeting. Tweetfinger can be passed from person to person by sharing dirty cellphones. Prevention of tweetfinger consists of maintianing healthy tweet habits and frequent handwashing. Treatment of tweetfinger consists of taking an antibacterial drug as prescribed by a doctor.

What's that awful smell?

I think it's my fingers...

OMG! I think you have tweetfinger!

by ebabe February 10, 2010

tweeking

An act of picking on someone caused by anxiousness for another high.

If you catch anyone tweeking, they're drug of choice is controlling 'em.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 25, 2007