Tweetee

Someone who enjoys eating ice cream. Tends to be around 5'2, not too tall, likes dogs named Biscuit and is pursuing in nursing.
She also laughs like Squidward.

Tim: Dude, I'm craving ice cream.
Chadd: Me too
Tim: Why are we such Tweetee's today?

by mattken December 26, 2010

tweeked

to be forced into smiling by infectious enthusiasm and boundess energy

you've been tweeked, i was at a low until i got tweeked

by gsxrboy June 23, 2007

tweeter

When your underwear accidentally wedges it self between your butt crack making it uncomfortable (usually happens at really awkward times like in public) for you and you have to manually pull it back out.

People started staring at me when i unplugged my underwear out of my butt crack, but that tweeter was killing me.

by eric edub December 17, 2011

Ghost Tweeter

1.The act of helping a friend fine tune their twitter updates. Either to make them funnier or more concise.

2. Knowingly coming up with tweets for a friend or colleague.

3. Tweeting for a company or entity under the guise of being them.

4. Tweeting as a celebrity without their knowledge.

"Wow, Jane's last tweet was hilarious. she must have a funny ghost tweeter."

or

"That's not really Ashton Kutcher on twitter. That is a ghost tweeter."

by @offdutygnome August 4, 2009

tweeter

It is what you call your weiner if you wanna be all cool about it.

"Girl, don't you dare lay a finger on my tweeter!"

by Bobby Saggs April 17, 2006

Tweeter

Tweeter ~ a Tweeter is a yellow vehicle of some sort. You can use tweeters in a game. Upon seeing a Tweeter, yell, "Tweeter!!" and keep score of who finds the most. This can commonly be played with the game Pdiddle.

"Yesterday we were driving down the highway and I saw six Tweeters while Harold only found 2!"

by Magglz6767 February 23, 2009

tweeter crush

1. Often stalking someone on Twitter who you wouldn't normally interact with.

2. Keeping track of someone's life through Twitter.

3. Watching strangers' lives through Twitter unfold, though you have no real life connection with them.

She is constantly checking for his updates, what a tweeter crush.

I don't really know him, but I have a tweeter crush on him. His tweets are so great!

by DancingInCirlces December 2, 2010