tweet tweet

Another way of giving someone the bird!!?

Tweet tweet you dumb big tittie bitch!

by SmartrGirl411 December 28, 2014

Tweet-Dropping

When a twitter user has a one-way conversation with a celebrity so that to the users followers, it seems like they are talking to a celebrity and thus are instantly über-cool in the eyes of their followers, when in fact they are a loser with nothing better to do than have a fake conversation with themselves.

Similar to name dropping IRL, but even more annoying and even less likely to be true.

Tweet-Dropper: @BritneySpears How did the barbecue go? I heard Justin Timberlake was there too >.< awkward?

Tweet-Dropper (A few minutes later, without a reply from Britney): @BritneySpears Haha yes, I suppose after a while it got pretty normal for both of you, you must go to loads of the same things!

Tweet-Dropper (Again few minutes later, still without any replies from Britney): Yeah, it's been great! How do you squeeze so much into 140 chars lol? =P

Tweet-Dropper's Follower: Wow, this guy I'm following is having a conversation with THE Britney Spears!

Tweet-Dropper (To self): They are totally falling for my Tweet-Dropping!

by James Xuan April 22, 2009

tweet stalking

The act of following another twitter user, via twitter, in person. The process involves all stalking actions taken to be posted on twitter. The stalker also follows feedback from the twitter community in deciding their own next actions. Tweet Stalkers and those involved will @reply all tweets to the stalked's twitter name.

I am tweet stalking this cute girl while she is at work. Log on and help me out.

by RyanHuebner April 2, 2009

tweet sheet

A pre-planned list of statements, each under 140 characters, to put out via Twitter

Johnny's tweet sheet includes 30 innane examples about how wonderful sliced bread really is.

by jjmo July 20, 2009

Tweet Grenade

To send excessive tweets doing more harm then good.

Example of a Tweet Grenade:

@company is giving away a free kitten, retweet for your chance to win! #company

by Kennedy's Garage August 10, 2010

Tweet Mullet

A post on Twitter (a Tweet) that is business in the first 70 chars, party in the second.

This is an example Tweet Mullet: I'd like you to make a powerpoint presentation with pie charts about how we're going to drink ourselves silly and party all night long.

by thedeedub September 25, 2010

Tweet hole

Unfiltered Twitter rants; the social media version of a "cake hole" or "pie hole."

Courtney Love's big tweet hole cost her big bucks. Kanye West can't keep his tweet hole shut. Kim Kardashian's getting paid every time she opens her tweet hole.

by AdonisGenes March 19, 2011