Tward

A deuche bag who ditches out on his pals, moves to Denver, starts to date an Ice Bitch and moves in with the hoe.

Tyler is a real Tward.

by Chodin February 21, 2005

tardstrong

very retarded.
See also "tardostrong".

You tardstrong, boy! Or, in observing something totally stupid, in place of saying, "Wow, that's stupid" or "What the hell is he thinking?" you could say "Tardstrong" or "That's pretty damned tardstrong!"

by Fuzz Daddy November 20, 2007

Tardsmack

One who is dumb, stupid - an utter dumbass.

Retard + Smack = Tardsmack.

John, I swear you can be such a tardsmack sometimes.

by Tiffany A December 29, 2007

Tardsitting

Tardsitting is the unenviable task of communicating with, or at least attempting to, an intellectually challenged person on a blog, thread, wall or discussion board.

It is often described as being akin to 'banging one's head against a wall'

Erin O:"Hey Ivan, I saw your 'battle' with Harriet on the discussion board yesterday.

Ivan:"Fucking frustrating, I don't know why I bother sometimes?"

Erin O:"It's in your nature and tardsitting is your forte"

by Erin O and Ivan K. March 6, 2009

Twaids

A very dangerous disease that you get from twitter that will get you no replies or mentions. It will destroy your social networking life.

Man! Every since, I got twaids no one has re-tweeted me.

by Davon Man March 13, 2012

tward

a fatass reefer joint...

damn, i went over to andrew's house and he had a fatass tward rolled up...

by grimpin1 October 11, 2010

Caution fallin tards

a person who dresses as a criplle and falls out of trees when people walk by and start screaming for help then they take their cripple costume off slap the person and run while screaming I AM AN ANGRY PIZZA MAN!!!!!

dude i went caution falling tarding with my friend the other day...

by Urban boiyii March 6, 2005