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Twank

Basically means "Failure to launch".

When one is trying to do something but ends up failing it the person got a twank.
When a person crack a joke but it falls on deaf ears, friends can tease the person saying, "That was a twank!
by Bagzi April 1, 2022
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twank

a muddle up between the words "twat" and "plank"
by RumDrunkMonkey October 30, 2007
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Twank

Commonly used in prison, it refers to someone essentially overdosing on K2/Spice and going into a psychosis state usually running around screaming or even more serious seizures and throwing up. Some have even died.
Yo, that k2 must be some good stuff because it's making everyone twank.
by Dbs95 September 12, 2021
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Twank-steak

A term for the vagina, in the context of oral sex with one of the highest qualities of purity, cleanliness and superb taste. The type of vagina that one would perform oral sex with the same way one would enjoy the world's finest prime rib, which is the reason for steak being included. Twank = vagina. Steak = grade A prime rib.
I can hardly wait arriving at my girlfriend's place after work. She promised me a triple serving of Twank-steak this evening!
by Shabda Preceptor September 2, 2016
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Twank

A dyke without the 8 year old boy haircut
"That bitch is a twank"
by SgtMrButter March 15, 2025
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Twank

that bit got a twank
Damn Dj momma got a twank
by J5 and Ty October 5, 2022
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Twank

LGBTQ term for a "twink" past his prime (30+) but still has remnants of what once was a smooth hairless gay youth, trying to still pass for 25, and in some low lights may succeed because of his small frame due to an eating disorder, malnourishment and/or meth addiction.
"Have you seen that twank Billys Grindr? Its sad, his profile has said 21 now for about a decade and I didnt even recognize him through all the filters, who he tryna fool saying hes a twink?"

"I think he goes by Bill now. Ever since his sugar daddy replaced him with a newer model, he just hasnt been the same. I heard he gained 5 lbs and has to work at the mall now, and even buy his own drugs!"

"Oh how the mighty have fallen.... So tell me about this "newer model" sounds hot."
by Ms. D'meaner November 5, 2023
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