It’s like the highest peak of a mountain, but in turd form. When you are about to shit yourself because the turd is so close to coming out.
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Get the Turtle heading mug.Little tiny turds that are relevent to dingel berrys but they don't cling on to your ass, instead they fall from it when you pinch little turds out.
by Sam Barron January 28, 2005
Get the Turtle Heads mug.When you lightly push your anus to see if what is coming is just a fart but then you realize it's actually a poop and the tip of the turd begins to come out just like a turtle sticks its head out of its shell to check its surroundings.
Emma: Damn I thought I just had to fart but when I was turtle heading I stained my underwear.
Emily: I told you not to push that hard, now we have to buy you new undies!
Emily: I told you not to push that hard, now we have to buy you new undies!
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Get the Turtle Heading mug.The part of your head affected by wearing a turtle beach headset.
It looks like you have been wearing a headband.
It looks like you have been wearing a headband.
Person 1: I have been playing xbox with my turtle beaches for 8 hours straight.
Person 2: Let's go and get something to eat.
Person 1: No, I have turtle-beach headband. I can't be seen in public.
Person 2: Let's go and get something to eat.
Person 1: No, I have turtle-beach headband. I can't be seen in public.
by sexyface69 June 9, 2011
Get the Turtle-Beach Headband mug.The rare but real "talent" of taking not only an erect penis, but also the testicles in one's mouth while performing fellatio. Being able to deepthroat helps.
"That Cock Gobbling Ball Juggler's mouth was so big she could do the 3 headed turtle with ease."
Pornstars Annette Schwarz and Sasha Grey can do the turtle.
Pornstars Annette Schwarz and Sasha Grey can do the turtle.
by e873 December 3, 2009
Get the 3 headed turtle mug.That chick I met at the bar last night was so drunk she squatted in the alley on the way back to my place and birthed a two headed turtle!
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