literal u-turn

Doing something insane for a guy you have a crush on, specifically a Mr. Struggle (someone who is often late, watches pornography, or spends too much money). It is something only done by ungodly, guy-obsessed women/teens.

Girl 1: Remember when we saw your crush in that restaurant during high school? You were crazy for him!
Girl 2: Oh my gosh yes! We were pulling literal u-turns!
Girl 1: Haha yes back in the old days.
Girl 2: Hahahaha back in the old days hahahahahahha.

by Mr. Struggle April 27, 2020

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A nightmare

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by Deadboydoor517 July 9, 2021

Turnicoaf

Some annoying bastard that you want to punch in the face; an idiot

Friend: Hey, hey, heeeeeeeeey, listen to me!

You: Stop being such a turnicoaf! I'm on the freakin' phone!

by stephanzo November 3, 2010

Alex Turner

The lead singer of one of the greatest British Bands, the Arctic Monkeys (also doing a side project The Last Shadow Puppets with The Rascals member, Miles Kane)Like the other Monkeys, he is humble and chooses to stay away from the limelight, making the Arctic Monkeys even more incredible than they already are. Born and raised in Sheffield with the other Arctic Monkeys, he sings with a South Yorkshire accent making the music all the more interesting and just fecking amazing! His favourite ever record is "Rubber Soul - The Beatles", and his favourite meal, Arrabiata. Might I add he is also a lyrical genius and belongs to the league of "Coolest Men to grace the face of this earth"

Needs to contact Germee quite soon.

E.g 1: Alex Turner & co. is cool enough to dress up in costumes and get away with it.

E.g 2:
A: who is the lead singer of the current best British band?
B: Why of course, Alex Turner!

E.g 3:
A: What would your favourite worse nightmare be?
B: To meet Alex Turner and the Monkeys, hands down.

by Germee April 10, 2008

Turnip Slapper

A Pākehā (white or non-Māori) New Zealander.

From the root words 'Pā' meaning to strike or hit, and 'keha', meaning a turnip.

Those turnip slappers sure love investing in properties and listening to Mike Hosking on the radio

by PopiMokorahi March 22, 2021

mrs. turner

A big fat ass that dosent let people go to the bathroom!!

A Mrs. Turner is a word that you will die if said or heard aloud in a 30 mile radius

by Gingaaaar June 3, 2016

New Jersey K-Turn

Also known as a New Jersey U-Turn. When a driver enters a 4-way intersection, turns around in the middle, and heads in another direction. Usually results in an accident.

"Devin almost killed me the other day when he decided to pull a New Jersey K-Turn."

by P Banger November 3, 2009