One Tissue Issue

Busting a nut and only needing one tissue to clean it up

My nut today to a picture of Timmy’s mom was a one tissue issue.

by From the L to the A February 12, 2018

Skill tissue

A variant of the term "skill issue" commonly used in the roblox game Juke's Towers of Hell.

"bro I just fell from 10 ToTS"
"skill tissue"

by s1nblitz February 5, 2022

The Used Tissue

When you nut in your own mouth then proceed to sneeze in your partners genital area, the semen will be shot into the orifice, thus turning your partner into a used tissue.

Friend 1: Awe dude I totally turned my girl into the used tissue
Friend 2: Isnt that kinda gay tho?
Friend 1: Nah because I said no homo before.
Friend 2: What is it though?
Friend 1: It is da wae to enlightenment

by yunghugger January 18, 2018

Same Issue, Different Tissue

The same old shit occurring from the same old shitty people!

That slut bag WHORE banged my skinny, faggot boss. Same issue, Different Tissue!

by Jeffrey Olivo October 1, 2015

Trissie

Brains, beauty, athleticism, talent, sense of humor, the biggest heart ever--a Trissiel has it all. She's the sweetest girl you'll ever meet, who never hesitates to do the right thing and who always has a smile on her face. She's ambitious and aspires high, but she'll always be there for you if you need someone to lean on. Trissie's the girl in the back desk, with her head bent over her notebook as she scribbles down notes, but she's also the girl no guy in his right mind can keep his eyes off of, the girl sprinting across the finish line to the screams of her fans, the girl who stops in the middle of a crowded hallway to help you pick up your dropped books, and the girl who can always find something to laugh about. She'll get straight A's, no sweat, and she's always around to help you out if you need it. She's fragile, and can be easily hurt, but it's easy to make her laugh as well. A Trissie is somewhat shy, so she'll fly under your radar if you're looking for the type of girl who throws herself at you screaming, but once you see her, you'll be glad you did. Every girl wants to be her friend, and every guy wants to have her at his side. Known for her huge heart, as well as her beauty, she's the type of girl who'll be faithful to you through all the ups and downs. A Trissie is hands down the most amazing person you will ever meet! If you find a Trissie, hold on to her because you'll regret it if you lose her!

Omgg I want to have a Trissie as my best friend.

by Anonymous_penguin_ September 11, 2019

No Tissue

The highest level of disrespect you can show a person.

Person 1: Damn, Manny Pacquaio really shitted on Ricky Hatton when they fought.

Person 2: Man, he shitted on Ricky Hatton with No Tissue!!! Didn't you see how Hatton fell into the turnbuckle? hahaha

by i-moc March 18, 2010

tissue

To be used after long nights of halo'ing (see Halo) or pr0ning (see pr0n or circle-jerk). Note: Never to be used on the nose, as your roommate will often use it after halo, and put it back in the box. Thanks Justin.

My nose is running. I need a tissue, where is that box of tiss- oh god, there's jizz on my nose. Where's Justin?

by hobo.breakfast May 14, 2006