triangle up

a term used by idiots to cause another person to fight them

"triangle up dude"

by AZZZZZZZZZYYYYYY November 28, 2017

triangle gang

Tight knit of kick ass women. Usually hunts together on line for saucy gossip and dick pics. Feisty in every endeavor and never back down. You do NOT want to piss these women off, you'll be checking your meals for dick cheese or poison.

This twisted group of girls can usually be found hanging out in social groupings giggling at their malicious intent they put into motion.

The triangle gang took over a room and left behind nothing but sticker spam and nudes.

by DownUndaDaBottle March 26, 2019

Triangle jerk

Term used for a group of three people jerking off in triangular fashion because they don't have enough people to make a circle. Common among mathematically-savvy academics.

Alan: what kind of triangle jerk should we try this time?
Bryce: let's try the isosceles.

by abbadabba22 February 10, 2010

Triangle Boot

A fat person who believes they can fly.

That fat person cant fly they're just a triangle boot.

by Jenna with a B January 25, 2009

triangle theory

Theory of existence/order that equates your normal, run of the mill strip club with a pyramid. All the players on this tawdry stage have their own corresponding level on the pyramid. At the bottom or broad base are the customers, who make up the largest faction. Next up are the dancers themselves--numbering slightly less than the patrons. A little further up the "food chain"(although in many case they get less perceivable respect than the dancers) are the support staff(bartenders, waitresses, D.J.s, valets,& bouncers, etc., etc.) Above them are the "image pimping" establishment of managers(shift bosses, house moms, whatever the fuck you call them). Finally at the apex or very tiptop sits the OWNER(or "GOD" as some of these ass clowns really perceive themselves). The general mechanics of this theory are that desire, respect, and most of all money tend to flow up the pyramid(though sometimes staff do catch shit) while abuse, scorn, and bullshit tend to flow downward. What makes this theory somewhat important is that it is the basis of understanding(and often the circumstance calling into existence)utilized by that cunning genus of outlaw known as the STRIPPER FUCKER who, by his very existence, is in direct opposition to the triangle theory(though he utilizes it to his advantage at times)and would be viewed as a threat by all factions the strip club establishment if they could pull their collective heads out of their asses, put their egos and petty jealousies aside for one brief moment, get over themselves, quit plotting against each other and work together. Which of course WILL NEVER HAPPEN!!

I did not make the TRIANGLE THEORY up. Somebody at the other end of the bar pointed it out to me once(after I bagged my first stripper) and I started taking a good hard look at what the fuck was really going on inside my favorite strip club. Sorta like that guy who came up with that"INTELLECTUAL WHORES" business a while back. It worked for that guy, me, and probably other dyed in the wool STRIPPER FUCKERS out there. All I know is the shit exists and the sooner you recognize it, the sooner you'll be leaving with the help after closing time instead of heading home to Rosy Palm with a lighter wallet!!

by seamus shane December 31, 2007

Triangle of Evil

Politics + Religion + Money = Triangle of Evil

Triangle of Evil

Politics: Someone does something and one group will be happy but another group will pissed off.

Religion: Many people believe that their belief is "right" and therefore will blow up anyone who has a different view.

Money: The root of all evil.

by [F] September 7, 2009

Triangle Potato

The triangle potato is the closest earthly symbol we have of the Holy Trinity. St. Patrick would have used it instead of the shamrocks to explain the Trinity, but they didn't have them back then.

"Boy I sure am glad they got rid of Triangle Potatoes... Squiggle!"

"Gold standard?! What about the Triangle Potato Standard?!"

"If you ate 1,000,000 Triangle Potatoes, you would get 20,000 times the daily recommended dose of vitamin C."

by Galloway February 26, 2008