tractor beam

A powerful ray or beam of energy that pulls objects into the emitter; a manipulation of graviational force around a selected object.

"How did you get into that bad habit?"

"I don't know, it was like a tractor beam, sucked me right in.

___
Our ship was pulled into the tractor beam

by Gingerman the Bread April 18, 2008

Black Tractor

The act of dipping ones hand in hot tar and anally penetrating someone with the tar covered fist.

"Oh man, I have a constant wedgie because I got black tractored last night and my underwear keep sticking to the left over tar in my ass."

by Mornosh March 17, 2009

tator tot

a short midget who is fat and can roll around easily. word used to describe people

" jim got attacked by a swarm of tator tots coming back from their midget convention."

by hncjo89 February 5, 2009

smart like tractor

Term used to describe one who is monumentally stupid.

Cleatus is smart like tractor - burned his ball sack trying to light his farts with a propane torch.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

Dick-tator

A dick-tator is a person who has a deluded sense of self worth. Usually inflicts emotional abuse upon others because of his small penis complex.

How to Identify a dick-tator-
•Obesity
•Extremely unattractive
•Hoards blackmail material and/or possessions of others to manipulate
•Small penis
•Alcoholic
•Deluded sense of wealth
•paranoia

If not treated, severe skin diseases and/or a a mental breakdown could occur. Although there are many treatments out there, the most common and effective treatment is to remove ones head from his ass. If symptoms persist. Lethal action must be taken.

Said dick-tator: Wow, I'm so sexy, rich and fabulous, rub my nipples.

Victim: No, please I might vomit...

Said dick-tator: If you dont I shall use my large wad of monopoly money to ruin your life.

Victim: I wish he wouldn't dick-tate my life.

by thisismyhahaha January 2, 2014

Tractor Pull

The act of two women (or persons... blech) inserting opposing ends of a string of anal beads in thier asses while on hands and knees facing away from eachother. They then clench and crawl away from each other with the goal being to pull the beads from the opponents ass... thus winning the tractor pull. Special multi end bead chains can be used for group tractor pulls with 3 or more contestants. As with the original fair ground tractor pull this is best when performed in front of hordes of chearing men.

Dude 1: My old lady lost the tractor pull in the final round this weekend and has been shitting the bed ever since.

Dude 2: That nasty man.

Dude 1: Im not sure if the beads did it or the fact that she had to spend the night with the winners boyfriend.

Dude 2: Naw dude I took it easy on that hole.

by Crazy Larry December 9, 2004

Tractor

A Farm-veihicle that can pull farm-implements. Tractors are usually used to pull items, and often have a Front-end Loader attacthed.

Old farm tractors often get bought up by collectors who repair and paint them.

"Go get the tractor, son. We got some plowing to do!"

by Puffie40 November 17, 2004