Toyota Supra

An absolutely fantastic Japanese sports car that is over glorified by 11-year-old kids who worship it no matter if its outdated by this point. It is specially adored by kids who just watched Fast And Furious and already think its the best car of all time, these are the same people who say that you're not a real car guy if you like supercars and that any Koenigsegg wouldn't stand a chance against a bone stock Supra.

Child: What's your favorite car? Mine is a Toyota Supra!
Person 1: Yo, i love the brand new Koenigsegg Jesko Absolut! Its super awesome!
Child: Did you know that a Supra, a Japanese Toyota Sports car is way faster than any car in the world if you 2JZ-Swap it?
Person 1: But a supra already comes stock with a 2J-
Child: Shhhs.

by 12 Year Olds Hate Me September 25, 2020

Toyota Prius

The number one rated car in America due to the lack of ability to kill anybody due to its 10 mph top speed.

"Dude I got hit by a Toyota Prius yesterday. Yo bro are you okay? Yeah bro I'm fine I just got a paper cut.

by Everydaydipshit69 November 13, 2020

Toyota Prius

A car that will litteraly make a man puke and want to kill himself. The definition of disappointment.

When she sent me the booty pics I felt like I saw a Toyota Prius.

by DildoWarior July 9, 2016

Toyota Tacoma

Redneck Craigslist listing: 2001 Tacoma. 255k on odometer. rust on quarter panels. passenger door won’t open. 10k firm. I know what I got.

My wrecked Toyota Tacoma runs and drives, but I’m gonna overprice it

by Tykoi December 16, 2020

Toyota Prius

A literal disappointment to mankind it's self.

"My parents just called me a Toyota Prius."

by Everydaydipshit69 November 13, 2020

Toyota Hilux

The Toyota Hilux is the toughest and most dependable vehicle on the road; just ask Top Gear

On Top Gear; they tried to destroy a Toyota Hilux and they failed to.

by a clever ud user February 15, 2010

Toyota MR2

a small two seat, mid-engined, rear wheel drive car that was produced by Toyota from 1984 to 2007. The MR2 is often called a "poor mans Ferrari" because it was really cheap for a mid-engine car. There were 3 generations of the MR2, The W10, the W20, and the W30. The MR2 is famous for suffering from "Snap-Oversteer" which occurs when the car eases off the accelerator during a corner which causes the two rear tires to lose traction

Person 1: "That's one cool car, What's it called?

Person 2: "It's called a Toyota MR2"

by original fiero June 15, 2018